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I have obligatory odd dreams almost every night. And last night, it was really funny.
My mother started shouting (nothing odd) from the study room. She started rambling about dirty things that she should not find in her house or else everyone be damned. She threatened to go ballistic if she ever found a sex toy in our house, so in my dream, I crept up to check that everything is stashed where no one would find them. Then she screamed something to this effect: "If I ever find a vibrator in this house, I'll snip its head off!" Then we all scrambled.
Hahhahaa. That dream must have stemmed from an earlier real-life (as in not in dreamworld) conversation about her getting mad (or she would get mad rather) if she ever found out that I am contemplating about getting breast enhancements. Bwahahhahaa. Bwahahahah. Talk about funny hahhaha.
This came up because I was going around Walmart surreptitiously checking prices on teeth whitening products which were on sale. I didn't know that she was "hiding" among the aisles and caught me lugging some things to and fro the price check machine. Hahahaha. I didn't end up buying anything but why all the secrecy? I'm just weird like that. And besides, if she's already unhappy that we're grooming our eyebrows (she says plucking can lead to blindness or nerve disorders) and if we ever wear thongs (she says thongs can lead to rectal cancer) or if we used tampons (she says tampons can lead to losing our virginities), I wonder what disease we can get from whiteners. So it's only logical of me not to say anything. But she ended up thinking I was trying to buy breast enhancements (which can't be bought at a regular store by the way hahahha).
Why not assume I was taking weight loss pills instead? Hahahah. That's more reasonable with all the weight I'm losing. But she can't pin that one on me. Hahahaha.
My mother started shouting (nothing odd) from the study room. She started rambling about dirty things that she should not find in her house or else everyone be damned. She threatened to go ballistic if she ever found a sex toy in our house, so in my dream, I crept up to check that everything is stashed where no one would find them. Then she screamed something to this effect: "If I ever find a vibrator in this house, I'll snip its head off!" Then we all scrambled.
Hahhahaa. That dream must have stemmed from an earlier real-life (as in not in dreamworld) conversation about her getting mad (or she would get mad rather) if she ever found out that I am contemplating about getting breast enhancements. Bwahahhahaa. Bwahahahah. Talk about funny hahhaha.
This came up because I was going around Walmart surreptitiously checking prices on teeth whitening products which were on sale. I didn't know that she was "hiding" among the aisles and caught me lugging some things to and fro the price check machine. Hahahaha. I didn't end up buying anything but why all the secrecy? I'm just weird like that. And besides, if she's already unhappy that we're grooming our eyebrows (she says plucking can lead to blindness or nerve disorders) and if we ever wear thongs (she says thongs can lead to rectal cancer) or if we used tampons (she says tampons can lead to losing our virginities), I wonder what disease we can get from whiteners. So it's only logical of me not to say anything. But she ended up thinking I was trying to buy breast enhancements (which can't be bought at a regular store by the way hahahha).
Why not assume I was taking weight loss pills instead? Hahahah. That's more reasonable with all the weight I'm losing. But she can't pin that one on me. Hahahaha.