Funny Ha-ha
God goes down to the Garden of Eden, and says to Adam and Eve: "I've just been cleaning up, and I've got a few things left over from when I made you. I thought I'd bring them down and see if you wanted them."
So Adam and Eve are very interested, and God takes a look on his list, and he goes through things like the ability to sew, the ability to read maps, and so on, and eventually he comes the ability to pee standing up.
At this, Adam shouts out "Oh God, oh please, please, please, *please* can I have that -- that would be so cool! I could write my name in the snow, I wouldn't have to sit down all the time, oh please, please, please!"
So Eve says "sure, let him have it."
With the new ability, Adam jumps around like a little boy, wandering up to trees and peeing on them, running up to animals and waving his penis around.
So God says "Well, let's see, then, the last thing on this list should go to you, Eve. And it's.... oh yes. The ability to have multiple orgasms."
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Ha ha!
So Adam and Eve are very interested, and God takes a look on his list, and he goes through things like the ability to sew, the ability to read maps, and so on, and eventually he comes the ability to pee standing up.
At this, Adam shouts out "Oh God, oh please, please, please, *please* can I have that -- that would be so cool! I could write my name in the snow, I wouldn't have to sit down all the time, oh please, please, please!"
So Eve says "sure, let him have it."
With the new ability, Adam jumps around like a little boy, wandering up to trees and peeing on them, running up to animals and waving his penis around.
So God says "Well, let's see, then, the last thing on this list should go to you, Eve. And it's.... oh yes. The ability to have multiple orgasms."
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Ha ha!