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tangywolf

eyepaste.

Dec 23, 2007 02:25

As I was getting ready to brush my teeth I was thinking about how I'd like to take some steel wool to my ugly nose and OH MY SWEET JESUS if I didn't accidentally flick a bit of toothpaste off my toothbrush and into my left eye. If I believed in God, I'd be seriously inclined to think that He used that toothpaste to defend His nasal creation.

misfortune, religion, pain

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flintgf December 23 2007, 10:29:41 UTC

Your nose is a holy relic, clearly.

tangywolf December 23 2007, 15:43:59 UTC

Imma cut it off and sell it.

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tangywolf December 23 2007, 16:31:45 UTC

Good plan. :D

Will you come see it? :(

flintgf December 23 2007, 16:35:09 UTC

Maybe when you stop replying to my deleted posts :(.

tangywolf December 23 2007, 16:37:16 UTC

I can't help it, I reply from email and can't TELL they're deleted. :(

flintgf December 23 2007, 16:38:40 UTC

Excuses excuses!

tangywolf December 23 2007, 16:41:12 UTC

Well it's a good one!

flintgf December 23 2007, 15:50:40 UTC

No, charge people for seeing it. Brings more money in the long run AND you get to keep your nose.

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