eyepaste.

[tangywolf]

As I was getting ready to brush my teeth I was thinking about how I'd like to take some steel wool to my ugly nose and OH MY SWEET JESUS if I didn't accidentally flick a bit of toothpaste off my toothbrush and into my left eye. If I believed in God, I'd be seriously inclined to think that He used that toothpaste to defend His nasal creation.

Comments

[bandach]

Serves you right, heathen D:

[bandach]

ARRGH I LEFT OFF A < SO LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN

Serves you right, heathen D:

[bandach]

oh fuck you html

[flintgf]

Allow moi.

Serves you right, heathen D:<

SEE JAVS I CAN DO IT NOW

[flintgf]

Your nose is a holy relic, clearly.

[tangywolf]

Imma cut it off and sell it.

[tangywolf]

Good plan. :D

Will you come see it? :(

[baloki]

Sounds to me like God wanted to clean your eyes out for thinking such things with them! CLEARL|Y!

[tangywolf]

Thinking with my eyes. D:

[blackquarter]

same thing happened to me this morning. although I was brushing my teeth in the shower. (don't ask)

[tangywolf]

Saves time...?