Why you should go to college
My sister found this Mad Lib from a while back, entitled
Why you should go to college
Our American universities offer students smany narcotic courses that will prepare them to become professional killers. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Sheep, or take a regular liberal beers course. Or, if you want to become an expensive engineer, you can study fugly mathematics and differential aliens. Then, after 67,532 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write a faucet and become a Doctor of Crackers. When you get out into the shitty world, if you have a diploma from a university, you will be able to get a job easily as a hooker or even a garbage man. If you don't have a diploma, you may have to take a job as a beaver. Remember, it's important that you study hard in high school so you are able to do well on your college entrance people. It is true that "a little learning is an effervescent thing."
Why you should go to college
Our American universities offer students smany narcotic courses that will prepare them to become professional killers. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Sheep, or take a regular liberal beers course. Or, if you want to become an expensive engineer, you can study fugly mathematics and differential aliens. Then, after 67,532 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write a faucet and become a Doctor of Crackers. When you get out into the shitty world, if you have a diploma from a university, you will be able to get a job easily as a hooker or even a garbage man. If you don't have a diploma, you may have to take a job as a beaver. Remember, it's important that you study hard in high school so you are able to do well on your college entrance people. It is true that "a little learning is an effervescent thing."