The Fairy Tale that should have been read to us when we were little....
Once upon a time in a far away land....
a beautiful self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said, " elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince I am.... and then my sweet we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother. Where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes and bear my children....and forever feel grateful and happy for doing so."
That night as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled and thought to herself....
I don't fucking think so.....