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Arguments We Had About Work
Me: "Guess what I get to do?!"
Him: "Nothing I say right now matters."
Me: "I get to host a fairy birthday party at work! My boss says I'm ready to do one on my own!"
Him: "Great."
Me: "I get to dress up as a fairy, and do face paint, and all the little kids will be dressed up, and we're going to play hide-and-seek and I get to do story time!"
Him: "You are aware that I am a man, and don't care about any of this?"
Me: "Quit being a spoilsport."
Him: "Quit being a child in an adult's body."
(Thinks about it)
(Launches self at him)
Me: "Affection from above!"
Him: "(Swearing in three languages)"
Me: "Guess what I get to do?!"
Him: "Nothing I say right now matters."
Me: "I get to host a fairy birthday party at work! My boss says I'm ready to do one on my own!"
Him: "Great."
Me: "I get to dress up as a fairy, and do face paint, and all the little kids will be dressed up, and we're going to play hide-and-seek and I get to do story time!"
Him: "You are aware that I am a man, and don't care about any of this?"
Me: "Quit being a spoilsport."
Him: "Quit being a child in an adult's body."
(Thinks about it)
(Launches self at him)
Me: "Affection from above!"
Him: "(Swearing in three languages)"