The Lord of the Rings...the MUSICAL??? with a nod to one of my favorite punsters over at
Huffington Post, here's a list of some sample song titles. got any good ones to add???
"Don't Ents Me In"
"Shelobs Me (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)"
"What Kind of Troll am I?"
"Seiging in the Rain"
"Try to Dismember"
"Me and My Gollum"
"Consider Your Elf"
"Old Man Rivendell"
"Maim"
"Gimli a Kiss to Build a Dream On"
"Helm's Deep in the Heart of Texas"
"Paint Your Dragon"
come on, all you theater geeks...let 'er rip!!!