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for the love of god can somebody tell me where to giant whole foods with the chocolate fountain is in san francisco? i tried freebasing snax at a non-whole foods bulk place and instead of dirty looks from a pansy, not-going-to-do-anything secret shopper, i got an actual "HEY THOSE ARENT FREE." -
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i started my "internship" today which is really just helping this collective for free. the woman working with me lived in a cool artist's residence building with the most tres annoying name-- BrickBOTTOM. EW! does anyone else agree the word "bottom" is revolting ( Read more... ) -
halloween hangover under around the tree
hi Livejournal! how i wish u were [the band Live]'s Journal and just contained cool facts about them? Like how the song Lightning Crashes is about teen girl that got hit by a drunk driver and had tons of her organs donated ( Read more... ) -
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today, during my usual foreskin run, i very UNUSUAlly got skins straight off the baby's dick. i even watched half the procedure and wow! let me tell yoU! gross. -
bluesday deadsday grrsday friday
im trying to be productive today so if that includes updating smellgay then alright. dear matt bennett sorry i didnt call you when i was in new york like 3 weeks ago i got so caught up in figuring out an incredibly faster way to path station that i forgot! NJ native u kno how it is ( Read more... ) -
paulie shore not bombs
referencing Jury Duty instead of politics in a 500 level graduate course might make me look stupid. but you know what? i think maybe that trying to convince people that youre smarter that them is for the beourgeosie elite -
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LISTEN, WHEN I SHELL OUT 50 I EXPECT RESULTS. WATCHING THAT BITCH VIOLATE MY CAR DOES NOT COUNT AS A DATE. IF YOU DONT GET ANY, THEN I DONT GET ANY...SO GET SOME! -
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i just rode the train here next to a pathological liar and i got to hear all her lies, man that awesome! most of her stories i am saving to tell on a rainy day, but i just cant keep it inside that she said she had to eat the chicken quesadilla she was holding because she had been a vegetarian for 5 years and that gave her a low glycemic index and -
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