~The other day, about my brother coming to stay~
Mum: Well why didn't he tell ME?
Dad: *being obnoxious on purpose* Eh, he told the head of the house, that's all that's necessary.
Me: *with Ebony on lap* Oh, did he tell you he was coming, Ebony?
Dad: Ebony's the bum of the house
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