Self-Enhancing Monologue
Check out the new picture of me. I know, I know, you are all mightly impressed. Indeed, I am looking beautiful in it. Stop, you're giving me a big head. No, I will not marry you. No, I will not bear your first born. You should go find Anna Kournikova. She is a far secong compared to my beauty but she is still beautiful in her own right.