Feb 24, 2015 12:44
I had a hysterectomy on Friday. I said 'au revoir' to my uterus and cervix. I thought 'yay! no more Pap Smears, but then I learned that I will still have to have 'vaginal vault smears.' Ugh.
I'm SUPER EXCITE! No more hideous cramps. No more flooding. No more anemia! It's going to be totally worth all the pain of an abdominal hysterectomy (recovery similar to a c-section).
The uterus is gone. The baby is two. Maybe it's time to sell the pram on Gumtree.
see ya,
fuck this shit,
my uterus was a bitch