My baby goes to SCHOOL now. What the fuck?
Mind. Blown.
At four and a half Rose begins her first day at school.
Look at the cuteness. Oh my Gawd!
I wasn't too emotional, I was too caught up in Rose's delirious excitement. If she'd cried, I probably would have, but she was like 'I'm too busy getting stuck in to even notice you leaving, Mummy!' I think it will be worse when Lily starts, being my littlest baby.
So what else is news? I'm having a hysterectomy. Sending my reproductive tract into early retirement (keeping my ovaries though). Looking forward to it. My uterus gave me two fucking awesome kids, but she also puts me through torture. Over two weeks out of 28 days are spent in pain, bleeding, or both. Even during my pregnancy she was like 'seeing as though you won't be having periods for a long while, Imma gonna cramp up constantly EVERY DAY! You'll constantly think you're in labour! You won't be able to even walk without triggering cramps by the end! Oh, and my buddy Right Ovary has a cyst the size of a large orange for you! YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERRRRR!'
So there's that.
Eeeeeee can't wait to pick up Rose from school *Squeeeeeeeee!*
At four and a half Rose begins her first day at school.
Look at the cuteness. Oh my Gawd!
I wasn't too emotional, I was too caught up in Rose's delirious excitement. If she'd cried, I probably would have, but she was like 'I'm too busy getting stuck in to even notice you leaving, Mummy!' I think it will be worse when Lily starts, being my littlest baby.
So what else is news? I'm having a hysterectomy. Sending my reproductive tract into early retirement (keeping my ovaries though). Looking forward to it. My uterus gave me two fucking awesome kids, but she also puts me through torture. Over two weeks out of 28 days are spent in pain, bleeding, or both. Even during my pregnancy she was like 'seeing as though you won't be having periods for a long while, Imma gonna cramp up constantly EVERY DAY! You'll constantly think you're in labour! You won't be able to even walk without triggering cramps by the end! Oh, and my buddy Right Ovary has a cyst the size of a large orange for you! YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERRRRR!'
So there's that.
Eeeeeee can't wait to pick up Rose from school *Squeeeeeeeee!*