OK, how "quirky", oh poll responders?
For some reason, I started reading some "dares" -- in the 'serious lit fic' section, no less. Most were predictably really stupid but a few actually had some merit.
For a "quirky" romance novel:
---Start a chapter with the line, 'My life is like a dildo.'
--Double bonus points if it's qualified with "of the
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