In case anyone has a netbook lying around that they're considering getting rid of, let me know. I'm looking to buy one. I'm not willing to walk into Future Shop and drop $300 on a netbook, but if I can find one used or refurbished for a good deal, I'm in the market.

I have to admit I rather desperately want this tacky, hideous squirrel snap bracelet.

Yes, it's a real squirrel. With gemstones for eyes. And it's wrapped around a snap bracelet! OMG, I want it solely because it's so horrible.


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First, I need this tarantula backpack soooo badly.

Second, next time I'm bored I'm going to see what I can get gullible guys to write on their bellies.

Mmmm. Clearly I'm going to be playing with wigs some more in the near future.

Via wtf_taxidermy, and originally via Regretsy (which is an awesome site, btw):

A taxidermied fish in a squirrel suit. Please, somebody buy this for me. I direly need it for my desk at work.


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Somebody really wants to buy me this glow-in-the-dark taxidermied raccoon skull, right? Because it totally wants to live in my bedroom.


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Also, I must make this. Seriously, how adorable is that?

See, corsets like this one are why I need to learn how to make my own corsets. Seriously, how incredibly awesome is that?

Folks, a steampunk by the name of Ani Niow has created a steampunk vibrator. The thing is powered by (get yourselves ready for awesomeness, because here it is) a tiny Tesla turbine. SERIOUSLY. A fuckin' steam-powered-turbine vibrator ( Read more... )

Steampunk insects. They take real bugs and then combine them with cogs and watch parts and that sort of thing.

I want this one so bad. Anybody got a spare $900 kicking around and want to buy it for me?

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