Comments | taluagel: Tales from Edmontonland

taluagel

Tales from Edmontonland

Feb 12, 2007 20:06

Edmonton is a weird and scary place, you will find alot of what I tell you horrifying, even mind-boggling. Belay your disbelief gentle readers. I am a truth speaker, I speak only in truth about these matters. I give you all... Adventures in Alberta ( Read more... )

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coathangergirl February 13 2007, 03:52:24 UTC

Wow, how bizarre! Albertans = crazy hats!

That's no good on the cold and snow - here's it about -15 to -30 with the windchill and I'm ready to cut my wrists.

Keep on drinking, friend, just keep drinking.

taluagel February 13 2007, 05:06:00 UTC

I have yet to see any crazy hats. Many people told me upon my arrival I would see lots of cowboy hats, they lied. I have not heard a single yeeehaw yet. And here I was thinking about buying assless chaps and everything.

stevetassie February 13 2007, 04:01:56 UTC

I think most of your points explain why they sell booze in bulk.

taluagel February 13 2007, 04:50:41 UTC

My diet consists of Rum and Baileys currently. I should be about 3000 pounds next time you see me, this wasnt intentional, I just wanted one bottle.

missmaim February 14 2007, 03:20:20 UTC

mmm Rum and Baileys diet.
Well as insane as it sounds out there it seems like a nice change of pace from Toronto.

_andthen February 13 2007, 04:48:35 UTC

lol. ok. dear. this was fucking hilarious.
miss ontario at all yet?

taluagel February 13 2007, 04:51:08 UTC

Yes, yes I really do.

_andthen February 13 2007, 16:47:13 UTC

aww. ill be there in 9 days. that's exciting.
you going to meet me at the bar on saturday when im there?

we can shake it up ontario style for all these people.

girlofink February 13 2007, 04:56:47 UTC

I hear ya since I used to live in Alberta for most of my life!

Shanooks are great though!

taluagel February 13 2007, 05:04:43 UTC

Please tell me a Shanook is a mixed drink consisting of entire bottles of booze...

illicit February 13 2007, 06:00:13 UTC

A "Chinook" is warm wind coming over the rockie mountains to raise the temperatures in the praries (mostly Alberta ... Saskatchewan usually gets fucked over for those).

taluagel February 13 2007, 06:21:30 UTC

Well arent we mr smarty pants today.

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illicit February 13 2007, 05:58:26 UTC

Since you completely botched your Star Wars reference, you must now return your Nerd Card and stop watching movies (that fanboys obsess about) entirely.

Tatooine indeed...

A frozen tundra WOULD BE HOTH.

taluagel February 13 2007, 06:21:11 UTC

Holy holy HOLY SHIT! I blame George Lucas for destroying my childhood, he and I have parted ways.

smc2 February 13 2007, 17:03:52 UTC

back into your bantha NOOB