Steve War 1 Battle 3 - 3/4
The third addition of the Steve Wars, battle three.
MEMBERS PART OF THIS WAR:
Chelliechu, aka Chelli
Fynnian, aka Fyn
Glassesrink, aka Glasses
Hanhula, aka Han
Hyperemmalawlz, aka Emma
Kikikai, aka Kiki
Labc
Narumonster, aka Naru
Sotnosen93, aka Sot
Talonicefire, aka Talon
Tinabanina96, aka Tina
Ventusbdaplayer, aka Ven
Ven:
I'm laughing at your stupidity, Steve.
There's no way someone CAN overpower me in hacking.
Good luck on passing the virus, it's stuck on you
=> Steve:
vRiSkA gOt SollUX tO do It. dUh.
yOu shOuLD SuRrEnDEr
==> Ven:
I'm incredibly sorry but Homestuck language never gets into me.
Surrender? Why surrender, when the virus are already in effect?
===> Steve:
soLlUx iS a TroLl whO aCTuAlLy mANAgEd tO CreAte tHE gAmE tHat BoTh dEstRoyEd And CreAtEd the UnivErsEs
====> Ven:
That is a good achievement for a troll.
What does it have to do with hacking? You're just Godmodding yourself, Steve.
Steve:
sPeAkInG oF bEiNg OuTnUmBeReD, yOu MaY hAvE lOsT aNoThEr FaN.
sHe WaS tOo SlOw.
=> Emma:
OH GOD, WHO?
D:
=> Sot:
Who is it?! ...Is it me?
=> Glasses:
Oh god, WHO IS IT? SPIT HER OUT NOW YOU LITTLE BUCKER!
=> Chelli:
I think it's me...
=> Ven:
Another fan?
Tsk.
/Hacks system and adds more viruses in
I'm warning you, you ****ing *******.
=> Kiki:
Tell me!
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=> Han:
WHAT WHAT WHO ;A;
==> Chelli:
Wife! Avenge me!
===> Han:
do I haaaaaaaave to?
====> Chelli:
Yes. Yes you do.
But I'm not dead, so you don't have to! ... Yet.
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*talks to Italy* I hope we don't need to rewound time to try this again...
Captcha:
Hello, Steve.
Try this.
""
Love, Captcha.
=> Captcha:
What on--? He blew right past it!
NORSHERE SAYS
==> Captcha:
SOUTHALL. BUBSOL
===> Catpcha:
NEXOIST FIRST
It's not working...
====> Catpcha:
Oh god... He's here.
Same fromofu!
=====> Catpcha:
I'm sorry, all... it's too late. God help you. Love, Captcha.
Niftway plastic.
Glasses:
Maybe Justin Beiber's music can kill Steve? D:
/shotdeadforBeiberjoke
=> Kiki:
opps! Sorry! D: I quite new at controlling so many guns
==> Glasses:
It's okay bro! @w@;;
Talon:
RETRIEVAL MISSION IS A FAILURE.
EVERYONE, GET THE HELL BACK TO THE BASE.
YOU NEED TO REGROUP.
LEAVE ME.
I COULDN'T... COULDN'T GET ENGLAND OUT FAST ENOUGH.
AND AMERICA...
OH GOD.
STEVE HAS GOTTEN HIM TOO.
It... it hurts so much. My arm...
=> Kiki:
WE CAN'T LEAVE AN ALLY BEHIND! Someone get her an onigiri!
=> Emma:
TALON-- TALON, CAN YOU HERE ME?
I'M GOING IN.
=> Sot:
Don't worry, m'lady! We're going to get them back! W-would you like me to do anything? Maybe freeze some lemonade into ice cream?
Kiki:
BRB, I need to take a shower I need to get more guns
=> Kiki:
Cover for me!
Steve:
yOu HuMaNs ArE tOo WeAk.
YoUr NuMbErS cOnTiNuE tO fAlL.
WhIlE i InCrEaSe ThE nUmBeR oF mY mInD sLaVeS.
=> Emma:
STEVE? HEY, STEVE!
I MISS YOU.
COME GET ME.
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wEll sHiT
hOw dO I shUt uP An aMeriCan
HE wOn'T SToP TALkINg
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Emma:
sTuPiD GIrl.
NeVEr LeArNT hEr LeSSon.
=> Talon:
Emma... no!
Not again.
==> Emma:
dOn'T FrEt.
sHe WaS wEaK iN aNYcAse.
ShE pAnIckEd.
sHe dID tHiS fOR yOu, yOu kNOw.
===> Talon:
S-shut up!
Emma is not weak.
She is strong.
Stronger than you'll ever know.
D-don't think your guilt trip will work.
I know Emma!
====> Emma:
eMMa WaNts tO bE a HErO.
yOuRS, cUrrEnTlY.
dO yOU tHinK iT wILL wOrK?
=====> Talon:
It will!
It will work! Because it's Emma doing it.
You won't stop her.
You don't have the strength to beat her.
Naru:
Good morning~
...
Steve *A fog surrounds her and the war cries of a hundred cats fill the air* You come in a wonderful time~
=> Cass:
Morning, naru!
=> Glasses:
Good morning~!
Chelli:
*Grips her bleeding shoulder and grins at Steve* you can't kill me that easily. You ugly bastard.
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Emma:
Hello? Talon? England? America? Captcha?
Are you here?
=> Talon:
I-I'm here.
*gets closer to*
Remember... your friends.
What you're fighting for.
Remember.
Emma, don't let him win.
==> Emma:
I won't.
We're going to get out. That's why I came here for you. It's going to be okay.
===> Talon:
Yes...
We'll be alright.
Just stay strong.
We'll get all the hostages out of here too.
Your sacrifice won't be in vain.
Chelli:
Brb, I need to take a shower repair my sword
Han:
help
get him away
get him OUT OF MY BRAIN
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=> Emma:
Hanhula? You too?
Labc:
EAT TABLE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Labc:
MAKING UP FROM 2 PAGES OF INACTIVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sot:
This is becoming the first war all over again!
Gamzee:
honk.
HONK.
did someone say
THERE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING BLOODBATH GOING ON?
=> Labc:
GET LOST!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LABC HAS LEVELED UP TO LVL.4. NOW IS IN BERSERKER MODE. ACCURACY INCREASED TO 82%. HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF INJURING ALLIES.
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WAKE FANDOMLY!!!!!! WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!! WE WILL PERSEVERE!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE THE AWESOME HETALIA FANDOMLY!!!!!!!!!
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BERSERKER MODE HAS 1 PAGE MORE OF USAGE BEFORE FAINTING.
=> Labc:
I SEME!!!!!!!!!!
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Tina:
The General watches as the troops seem to fall into disarray.
The rumour mill works fast when everyone is packed together so tightly.
The word goes out that the enemy has taken another one of their own... but who?
She realizes that she has not been seen by the troops for almost 15 minutes. She starts to wonder... is it... could the one possessed by the enemy be-
"RETRIEVAL MISSION IS A FAILURE.
EVERYONE, GET THE HELL BACK TO THE BASE.
YOU NEED TO REGROUP. LEAVE ME."
Oh god... it's the voice of General Talon.
She looks out the window and sees a large crowd returning to base. She can just barely see Talon, so close to being mobbed.
No...no...no...no..no...
Ina frenzied rush, she runs out the door, yelling orders left and right.
"Don;t leave her... DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE HER!" she shouts, pushing through the now frenzied mob of soldiers. The crowd seems to part for her though, as she reaches the fallen army commander...
"I COULDN'T... COULDN'T GET ENGLAND OUT FAST ENOUGH.
AND AMERICA...
OH GOD.
STEVE HAS GOTTEN HIM TOO."
"General Talon... It.. it's not your fault." She tries hard to be strong, not let her voice shake at seeing the brave officer like that. "It's not any of our fault."
"It... it hurts so much. My arm..." General talon's loud, strong voice is amurmur now. Holding off emotions, the General calls for assistance. A medical team whips General Talon away as an officer calls for her.
"General Tina! There's been a crisis! The enemy... they're taking us all!"
She looks around. The battlefield is in ruins and the soldiers are stressed.
Chaos, complete chaos.
She sees that hanhula... Emma... they've both been taken. Major General Labc and Lieutenant General Ven are in the midst of continuing their desperate attacks, but in her heart... she knows that they are losing.
Losing.... No... No!
This is her fault... if only she had been a better leader...
She falls to her knees, sinking into the trodden mud in the spot where General Talon had collapsed.
She has to be strong... but somehow it just keeps getting harder.
=> Labc:
LIKE HELL. STILL GOT ANOTHER PAGE OF BERSERKER.
=> Anon Author:
You are Vriska Serket, and you are being blackmailed into working for Steve. If you help him, you'll be alive again, and you can become a good person, for John.
You are Arthur Kirkland, and you don't know what's happening, only that you're somewhere with Alfred, Matthew, Ivan, and a strange alien woman. You're scared. Something's wrong.
You are Steve. You just want for people to stop trying to hurt you and your home. You will go to drastic measures to defend yourself.
You are the fandom. You are awesome, and you will defeat Steve. No matter what the cost.
You are Hidekaz Himaruya, and you don't know anything about what is happening in the Hetalia Events community... or do you?
Glasses:
Just one more page and then the Fandomly Cannon is ready for fire! 8DD
What's the status now?
=> Labc:
APPARENTLY THE GENERAL IS DESPAIRING!!!!!!!!!! NO WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE PREVAILS ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma:
eMmA, I knOW tHe SeConD-LaRGeSt cItY iN kYrGyzStaN.
VEgEmIte iS dELicIoUs.
tRy hArDEr.
=> Emma:
It's... it's not working...
==> Talon:
Begone you horrible thing!
Emma is too good for you to control!
She's smarter than you.
Stronger than you.
She is loyal and knows what it's like to love and be loved in a fandomly.
You couldn't possibly understand half the things that make her Emma.
===> Emma:
mAYbe NoT.
bUt i KnOw HoW sHe'LL trY aNd eSCaPe.
====> Talon:
It's not a maybe. All I say is certainty.
She escaped your control once.
She can do it again.
=====> Emma:
She escaped your control once.
eXAcTlY.
i Am nOT sTupID, yOu KnOw.
======> Talon:
Yes, yes you are.
Because you would control someone who will escape your control again.
You are stupid enough to underestimate her.
=======> Emma:
i WoUlD nEVeR dO sUcH a ThInG.
i... ADJuStEd tO sUiT hEr tAleNts.
========> Talon:
You think you did.
She has far too many talents for you to comprehend.
And you still forget there is more to Emma than just her intelligence.
You forget of all the people she's fighting for.
All that she holds dear.
She won't give up as long as she knows they're in danger.
=========> Emma:
i DiDn'T fOrGeT wHo ShE's FiGHtInG fOR.
ReMeMbER hOW sHe gOt HeRe?
==========> Talon:
You can't make me feel bad for this.
I didn't get to be General of the Army by letting scum like you worm your way into my insecurities.
This is all your fault Steve.
You're the terror who is causing all this.
Bastards like you cannot stand the bond that keeps fandomly together.
A bond that Emma proved would let her do anything.
Even risking her life to save me.
You won't win this war Steve.
=> Chelli:
Vegemite is delicious. I'm glad you agree.
Naru:
Cat Army! ATTACK!
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NO! NO! She will not let herself be beaten down by this! SHE IS THE GENERAL AND THIS IS WAR
"WAKE FANDOMLY!!!!!! WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!! WE WILL PERSEVERE!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE THE AWESOME HETALIA FANDOMLY!!!!!!!!!" Labc's battle cry fills her mind with a new confidence... a shaky, unstable confidence, but it's there none the less.
Slowly, she pulls herself up, dusting the mud from her uniform, pinning all her medals up straight.
Fixing her hair, the General smiles.
"You won't bring me down Steve... You can never make me fall..."
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THAT'S OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME, BOSS LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Naru:
Run Steve~
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Steve:
yOuR wEaPoNs WoN't WoRk On Me.
NeItHeR wIlL tHoSe HoRrIbLe CaTs.
NoThInG wIlL sToP mE.
=> Tina:
...
The General stands calmly in front of the monster. He's horrendous, a giant grey blob that seems like someone has taken play dough and sculpted it crudely into an alien shape.
"You say nothing will stop you right... But Steve, oh Steve..."
She's always been one for smiling.
"Don't you... don't you remember me, Steve?"
==> Steve:
He, she, it... simply studies the General.
"wE dOn'T NeEd tO rEmEMbEr tHe LivINg."
Tick.
Tock.
"oNly The DeaD."
Tick.
Tock.
"dO yOu wIsH tO JoIN thEM?"
Tick.
===> Tina:
"Oh Steve... You never learn, do you?"
With that she walks away from the monster, unafraid to turn her back. Because she knows, that Steve won't hurt her. After all, they are only playing a game...
...and the game would be too boring without any other players.
Han:
hE
wOn'T
lEaVe
mE
a̴̛̱ͦ͋ḷ̳̭̪̣̌ͯ̓̋̎ͣ͆ͅó̳̮̟̘̅ͦͧ̓̀n̢̳̜̚͢e̡̠͐ͧͦ͋͋
=> Talon:
You mustn't give in.
Fight it.
He doesn't know you like your fandomly does.
He doesn't know what makes you you.
There's nothing he can do to keep you down.
As long as you keep fighting.
=> Chelli:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
FIGHT IT! COME ON!
Sot:
Oh, what am I going to do...? I'm so useless... I just got this rank, and I've done nothing to show I deserve it! I threw some bits of ice he didn't even notice, that is all... *tears off colonel insignia*
=> Labc:
NO! KEEP IT! ANY SMALL BIT HELPS! TEHRE'S NEVER ANY SMALL PARTS!
=> Talon:
Don't give up!
This is a group effort. Just do your part.
It's all anyone can expect from you.
Emma:
Nothing's working... Talcon? Talcon are you still here?
=> Talon:
I'm here.
I'll always be here for my soldiers.
Be strong Emma.
You can fight him off.
==> Emma:
I'm trying... I'm thinking of you. All of you. My family. I need to make it out, for them, for you, but I can't; I knew I could break free when I chose this, oh god, why isn't it working, I said all those things and--
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...
...
...
hEllO eMmA.
i KnOw HoW yOu LoVE yOuR "fAmIlY."
iT's GEttInG rAtHeR aNNoYiNG.
===> Talon:
*glares*
Steve.
You're annoying me with how you mess with my troops.
Emma will break through your control.
She has her fandomly behind her.
And when she does, the hot air in your head will be beaten out.
Emma and her fandomly will make you regret possessing her again.
====> Emma:
rEAllY?
I FeAReD sUcH a THiNg.
i SUppOsE i WilL hAvE tO tAkE...
meAsuRes.
=====> Talon:
You better be afraid.
Because there is NOTHING you can do to prevent her from overpowering you.
Nothing.
Labc:
LABC HAS LEVELED UP TO LVL.5. WILL SET TABLES ASIDE FOR VIDEOS.
VIDEO BOMB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcqsZUOvGDQ
Labc:
HETAONI DOUGA VID! REMEMBER ITALY'S PERSEVERANCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgpLlUbIUcA
Naru:
Ah, figures that the one time I play around with gif I get scolded... I'm sorry to say, and I understand why you say it pink, but knowing I'm annoying people sucked the fun out of this...
Meh, time to get ready for the uni~ Bye guys!
=> Glasses:
Bye~
=> Labc:
Cya later~!
Maybe less gifs next time.
=> Polka:
See ya later!
=> Cass:
I'm sorry you're feeling bad, that was certainly not my intention. And you're not annoying as a person, you're a quite popular member. I hope your mood will get better quickly. *hugs*
Ven:
Well.. I think it's time for mass-guessing.
Heather, are you RPing Steve?
=> Han:
DAMMIT HOW DID YOU KNOW
(also it is impossible to try to plot when the rp is mostly crack >.> Lesson learnt.)
(And there ARE other Steves too.)
I need to stop this RPing now, anyway.. I seriously just almost threw up IRL, I've been ill for a while so... I'm going to stop here xD
I should probably write some kind of epic defeat post.
Hold on.
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Vriska had betrayed him, found a way to leave. The nations had been rescued.
The fandom had won.
As for Steve... he faded into nothingness, like the Roman Empire before him, defeated.
For now.
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*goes now*
Sot:
(I need to go right now. Pretend I'm in a HBoD or something. I'll be back soon.)
=> Labc:
No problem! Cya later!
=> Pokla:
See ya later!
=> Talon:
See ya!
Labc:
THIS IS FOR ENGLAND AND HIS FANS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sruNWkMEblk
HE'S THE ABSOLUTELY INVINCIBLE BRITISH GENTLEMAN!
Ven:
I-I really want the new page soon.. The GIF spam in this page.. /Dizzy
My suspicion list:
Well.. All the people from Oceania.
=> Ven:
Oh hey, I got a new page.
Hello, Seme curse.
=> Labc:
Oops. Sorry about that seme! (_ _)
Edit: I take responsibility with the BOOMS
=> Chelli:
//is from Oceania.
It wasn't me! I swear D:
=> Talon:
Pff well you know it's never me XD
Everyone always instantly guesses me.
"orz I'm too obvious a target.
=> Emma:
dO i REaLlY cOuNt?
((I kinda destroyed the mystery component over here. DDD: Sorry guys!))
=> Cass:
Where is your "just as planned" icon?
==> Ven:
I don't have one. I normally just use the image. XD
I might make one though, but recently my semes are more of the work of the seme curse..
Kiki:
I'm back! Who needs more gun fire here?
=> Labc:
More like Power of Friendship rather than picspamming or angsting.
=> Polka:
Welcome back!
...I don't really know.
Han:
*points at Ven's post near the bottom of the last page*
=> Chelli:
Lol wife, you totally got beaten :3
Glasses:
ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP FANDOMLY CANNON, FIRE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxeyhvYhauU
With that, I must take cover for I am defenseless at the moment. Someone, take my axe and Holy water! /throws them on the ground/ I entrust them to you.
/takes cover
((I'll be right back! It's pretty hot in here and I'll take a bath to cool me down~))
=> Labc:
That's awesome in itself!
Steve:
aLl Of YoU lOoK sO cAlM.
hAvE yOu FoRgOtTeN yOuR pReCiOuS fRiEnD?
tHe OnE wHo I nOw CoNtRoL.
=> Fynn:
cLaM*
Silly aliens these days.
==> Ven:
PFFFFFFFT XD
Tina:
With the war going so... so... badly... she realised it was time for her to speak up.
Back when Steve had been nothing but a game... nothing but an identity to put on and discard as one saw fit, she had taken up the mantle.
She had not kept it for long... but her short time had been impactful. Shortly afterwards, Steve... the real Steve, had gained the ability to possess and control the minds of their army.
Just how had he gained that power?
It was her fault. In her game, in her fun, she had given it to him.
"SiLlY HuMaN. Do YoU nOt UnDeRsTaNd? My KiNd cAn inFlIcT ItS WiLl OnTo oThErS aNd InfLuEnCe tHeIr mInDs.
WhAt yOu tHiNk iS FoUr hAs jUsT BeEn MySeLf iN ThE FoRmS oF YoU FooLiSh hUmAnS"
Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.
IN all eventuality, this war was her fault... which is why she was fighting so hard to win it..
http://hetalia-events.livejournal.com/28482.html?thread=109643586#t109643586
Hey Steve... see this? I know how to beat you now...
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Intermission
Part 4
Full Index
MEMBERS PART OF THIS WAR:
Chelliechu, aka Chelli
Fynnian, aka Fyn
Glassesrink, aka Glasses
Hanhula, aka Han
Hyperemmalawlz, aka Emma
Kikikai, aka Kiki
Labc
Narumonster, aka Naru
Sotnosen93, aka Sot
Talonicefire, aka Talon
Tinabanina96, aka Tina
Ventusbdaplayer, aka Ven
Ven:
I'm laughing at your stupidity, Steve.
There's no way someone CAN overpower me in hacking.
Good luck on passing the virus, it's stuck on you
=> Steve:
vRiSkA gOt SollUX tO do It. dUh.
yOu shOuLD SuRrEnDEr
==> Ven:
I'm incredibly sorry but Homestuck language never gets into me.
Surrender? Why surrender, when the virus are already in effect?
===> Steve:
soLlUx iS a TroLl whO aCTuAlLy mANAgEd tO CreAte tHE gAmE tHat BoTh dEstRoyEd And CreAtEd the UnivErsEs
====> Ven:
That is a good achievement for a troll.
What does it have to do with hacking? You're just Godmodding yourself, Steve.
Steve:
sPeAkInG oF bEiNg OuTnUmBeReD, yOu MaY hAvE lOsT aNoThEr FaN.
sHe WaS tOo SlOw.
=> Emma:
OH GOD, WHO?
D:
=> Sot:
Who is it?! ...Is it me?
=> Glasses:
Oh god, WHO IS IT? SPIT HER OUT NOW YOU LITTLE BUCKER!
=> Chelli:
I think it's me...
=> Ven:
Another fan?
Tsk.
/Hacks system and adds more viruses in
I'm warning you, you ****ing *******.
=> Kiki:
Tell me!
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=> Han:
WHAT WHAT WHO ;A;
==> Chelli:
Wife! Avenge me!
===> Han:
do I haaaaaaaave to?
====> Chelli:
Yes. Yes you do.
But I'm not dead, so you don't have to! ... Yet.
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*talks to Italy* I hope we don't need to rewound time to try this again...
Captcha:
Hello, Steve.
Try this.
""
Love, Captcha.
=> Captcha:
What on--? He blew right past it!
NORSHERE SAYS
==> Captcha:
SOUTHALL. BUBSOL
===> Catpcha:
NEXOIST FIRST
It's not working...
====> Catpcha:
Oh god... He's here.
Same fromofu!
=====> Catpcha:
I'm sorry, all... it's too late. God help you. Love, Captcha.
Niftway plastic.
Glasses:
Maybe Justin Beiber's music can kill Steve? D:
/shotdeadforBeiberjoke
=> Kiki:
opps! Sorry! D: I quite new at controlling so many guns
==> Glasses:
It's okay bro! @w@;;
Talon:
RETRIEVAL MISSION IS A FAILURE.
EVERYONE, GET THE HELL BACK TO THE BASE.
YOU NEED TO REGROUP.
LEAVE ME.
I COULDN'T... COULDN'T GET ENGLAND OUT FAST ENOUGH.
AND AMERICA...
OH GOD.
STEVE HAS GOTTEN HIM TOO.
It... it hurts so much. My arm...
=> Kiki:
WE CAN'T LEAVE AN ALLY BEHIND! Someone get her an onigiri!
=> Emma:
TALON-- TALON, CAN YOU HERE ME?
I'M GOING IN.
=> Sot:
Don't worry, m'lady! We're going to get them back! W-would you like me to do anything? Maybe freeze some lemonade into ice cream?
Kiki:
BRB, I need to take a shower I need to get more guns
=> Kiki:
Cover for me!
Steve:
yOu HuMaNs ArE tOo WeAk.
YoUr NuMbErS cOnTiNuE tO fAlL.
WhIlE i InCrEaSe ThE nUmBeR oF mY mInD sLaVeS.
=> Emma:
STEVE? HEY, STEVE!
I MISS YOU.
COME GET ME.
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wEll sHiT
hOw dO I shUt uP An aMeriCan
HE wOn'T SToP TALkINg
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Emma:
sTuPiD GIrl.
NeVEr LeArNT hEr LeSSon.
=> Talon:
Emma... no!
Not again.
==> Emma:
dOn'T FrEt.
sHe WaS wEaK iN aNYcAse.
ShE pAnIckEd.
sHe dID tHiS fOR yOu, yOu kNOw.
===> Talon:
S-shut up!
Emma is not weak.
She is strong.
Stronger than you'll ever know.
D-don't think your guilt trip will work.
I know Emma!
====> Emma:
eMMa WaNts tO bE a HErO.
yOuRS, cUrrEnTlY.
dO yOU tHinK iT wILL wOrK?
=====> Talon:
It will!
It will work! Because it's Emma doing it.
You won't stop her.
You don't have the strength to beat her.
Naru:
Good morning~
...
Steve *A fog surrounds her and the war cries of a hundred cats fill the air* You come in a wonderful time~
=> Cass:
Morning, naru!
=> Glasses:
Good morning~!
Chelli:
*Grips her bleeding shoulder and grins at Steve* you can't kill me that easily. You ugly bastard.
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Emma:
Hello? Talon? England? America? Captcha?
Are you here?
=> Talon:
I-I'm here.
*gets closer to*
Remember... your friends.
What you're fighting for.
Remember.
Emma, don't let him win.
==> Emma:
I won't.
We're going to get out. That's why I came here for you. It's going to be okay.
===> Talon:
Yes...
We'll be alright.
Just stay strong.
We'll get all the hostages out of here too.
Your sacrifice won't be in vain.
Chelli:
Brb, I need to take a shower repair my sword
Han:
help
get him away
get him OUT OF MY BRAIN
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=> Emma:
Hanhula? You too?
Labc:
EAT TABLE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Labc:
MAKING UP FROM 2 PAGES OF INACTIVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sot:
This is becoming the first war all over again!
Gamzee:
honk.
HONK.
did someone say
THERE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING BLOODBATH GOING ON?
=> Labc:
GET LOST!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LABC HAS LEVELED UP TO LVL.4. NOW IS IN BERSERKER MODE. ACCURACY INCREASED TO 82%. HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF INJURING ALLIES.
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WAKE FANDOMLY!!!!!! WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!! WE WILL PERSEVERE!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE THE AWESOME HETALIA FANDOMLY!!!!!!!!!
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BERSERKER MODE HAS 1 PAGE MORE OF USAGE BEFORE FAINTING.
=> Labc:
I SEME!!!!!!!!!!
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Tina:
The General watches as the troops seem to fall into disarray.
The rumour mill works fast when everyone is packed together so tightly.
The word goes out that the enemy has taken another one of their own... but who?
She realizes that she has not been seen by the troops for almost 15 minutes. She starts to wonder... is it... could the one possessed by the enemy be-
"RETRIEVAL MISSION IS A FAILURE.
EVERYONE, GET THE HELL BACK TO THE BASE.
YOU NEED TO REGROUP. LEAVE ME."
Oh god... it's the voice of General Talon.
She looks out the window and sees a large crowd returning to base. She can just barely see Talon, so close to being mobbed.
No...no...no...no..no...
Ina frenzied rush, she runs out the door, yelling orders left and right.
"Don;t leave her... DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE HER!" she shouts, pushing through the now frenzied mob of soldiers. The crowd seems to part for her though, as she reaches the fallen army commander...
"I COULDN'T... COULDN'T GET ENGLAND OUT FAST ENOUGH.
AND AMERICA...
OH GOD.
STEVE HAS GOTTEN HIM TOO."
"General Talon... It.. it's not your fault." She tries hard to be strong, not let her voice shake at seeing the brave officer like that. "It's not any of our fault."
"It... it hurts so much. My arm..." General talon's loud, strong voice is amurmur now. Holding off emotions, the General calls for assistance. A medical team whips General Talon away as an officer calls for her.
"General Tina! There's been a crisis! The enemy... they're taking us all!"
She looks around. The battlefield is in ruins and the soldiers are stressed.
Chaos, complete chaos.
She sees that hanhula... Emma... they've both been taken. Major General Labc and Lieutenant General Ven are in the midst of continuing their desperate attacks, but in her heart... she knows that they are losing.
Losing.... No... No!
This is her fault... if only she had been a better leader...
She falls to her knees, sinking into the trodden mud in the spot where General Talon had collapsed.
She has to be strong... but somehow it just keeps getting harder.
=> Labc:
LIKE HELL. STILL GOT ANOTHER PAGE OF BERSERKER.
=> Anon Author:
You are Vriska Serket, and you are being blackmailed into working for Steve. If you help him, you'll be alive again, and you can become a good person, for John.
You are Arthur Kirkland, and you don't know what's happening, only that you're somewhere with Alfred, Matthew, Ivan, and a strange alien woman. You're scared. Something's wrong.
You are Steve. You just want for people to stop trying to hurt you and your home. You will go to drastic measures to defend yourself.
You are the fandom. You are awesome, and you will defeat Steve. No matter what the cost.
You are Hidekaz Himaruya, and you don't know anything about what is happening in the Hetalia Events community... or do you?
Glasses:
Just one more page and then the Fandomly Cannon is ready for fire! 8DD
What's the status now?
=> Labc:
APPARENTLY THE GENERAL IS DESPAIRING!!!!!!!!!! NO WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE PREVAILS ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma:
eMmA, I knOW tHe SeConD-LaRGeSt cItY iN kYrGyzStaN.
VEgEmIte iS dELicIoUs.
tRy hArDEr.
=> Emma:
It's... it's not working...
==> Talon:
Begone you horrible thing!
Emma is too good for you to control!
She's smarter than you.
Stronger than you.
She is loyal and knows what it's like to love and be loved in a fandomly.
You couldn't possibly understand half the things that make her Emma.
===> Emma:
mAYbe NoT.
bUt i KnOw HoW sHe'LL trY aNd eSCaPe.
====> Talon:
It's not a maybe. All I say is certainty.
She escaped your control once.
She can do it again.
=====> Emma:
She escaped your control once.
eXAcTlY.
i Am nOT sTupID, yOu KnOw.
======> Talon:
Yes, yes you are.
Because you would control someone who will escape your control again.
You are stupid enough to underestimate her.
=======> Emma:
i WoUlD nEVeR dO sUcH a ThInG.
i... ADJuStEd tO sUiT hEr tAleNts.
========> Talon:
You think you did.
She has far too many talents for you to comprehend.
And you still forget there is more to Emma than just her intelligence.
You forget of all the people she's fighting for.
All that she holds dear.
She won't give up as long as she knows they're in danger.
=========> Emma:
i DiDn'T fOrGeT wHo ShE's FiGHtInG fOR.
ReMeMbER hOW sHe gOt HeRe?
==========> Talon:
You can't make me feel bad for this.
I didn't get to be General of the Army by letting scum like you worm your way into my insecurities.
This is all your fault Steve.
You're the terror who is causing all this.
Bastards like you cannot stand the bond that keeps fandomly together.
A bond that Emma proved would let her do anything.
Even risking her life to save me.
You won't win this war Steve.
=> Chelli:
Vegemite is delicious. I'm glad you agree.
Naru:
Cat Army! ATTACK!
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NO! NO! She will not let herself be beaten down by this! SHE IS THE GENERAL AND THIS IS WAR
"WAKE FANDOMLY!!!!!! WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!! WE WILL PERSEVERE!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE THE AWESOME HETALIA FANDOMLY!!!!!!!!!" Labc's battle cry fills her mind with a new confidence... a shaky, unstable confidence, but it's there none the less.
Slowly, she pulls herself up, dusting the mud from her uniform, pinning all her medals up straight.
Fixing her hair, the General smiles.
"You won't bring me down Steve... You can never make me fall..."
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THAT'S OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BECAUSE WE ARE AWESOME, BOSS LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Run Steve~
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Steve:
yOuR wEaPoNs WoN't WoRk On Me.
NeItHeR wIlL tHoSe HoRrIbLe CaTs.
NoThInG wIlL sToP mE.
=> Tina:
...
The General stands calmly in front of the monster. He's horrendous, a giant grey blob that seems like someone has taken play dough and sculpted it crudely into an alien shape.
"You say nothing will stop you right... But Steve, oh Steve..."
She's always been one for smiling.
"Don't you... don't you remember me, Steve?"
==> Steve:
He, she, it... simply studies the General.
"wE dOn'T NeEd tO rEmEMbEr tHe LivINg."
Tick.
Tock.
"oNly The DeaD."
Tick.
Tock.
"dO yOu wIsH tO JoIN thEM?"
Tick.
===> Tina:
"Oh Steve... You never learn, do you?"
With that she walks away from the monster, unafraid to turn her back. Because she knows, that Steve won't hurt her. After all, they are only playing a game...
...and the game would be too boring without any other players.
Han:
hE
wOn'T
lEaVe
mE
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=> Talon:
You mustn't give in.
Fight it.
He doesn't know you like your fandomly does.
He doesn't know what makes you you.
There's nothing he can do to keep you down.
As long as you keep fighting.
=> Chelli:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
FIGHT IT! COME ON!
Sot:
Oh, what am I going to do...? I'm so useless... I just got this rank, and I've done nothing to show I deserve it! I threw some bits of ice he didn't even notice, that is all... *tears off colonel insignia*
=> Labc:
NO! KEEP IT! ANY SMALL BIT HELPS! TEHRE'S NEVER ANY SMALL PARTS!
=> Talon:
Don't give up!
This is a group effort. Just do your part.
It's all anyone can expect from you.
Emma:
Nothing's working... Talcon? Talcon are you still here?
=> Talon:
I'm here.
I'll always be here for my soldiers.
Be strong Emma.
You can fight him off.
==> Emma:
I'm trying... I'm thinking of you. All of you. My family. I need to make it out, for them, for you, but I can't; I knew I could break free when I chose this, oh god, why isn't it working, I said all those things and--
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...
...
...
hEllO eMmA.
i KnOw HoW yOu LoVE yOuR "fAmIlY."
iT's GEttInG rAtHeR aNNoYiNG.
===> Talon:
*glares*
Steve.
You're annoying me with how you mess with my troops.
Emma will break through your control.
She has her fandomly behind her.
And when she does, the hot air in your head will be beaten out.
Emma and her fandomly will make you regret possessing her again.
====> Emma:
rEAllY?
I FeAReD sUcH a THiNg.
i SUppOsE i WilL hAvE tO tAkE...
meAsuRes.
=====> Talon:
You better be afraid.
Because there is NOTHING you can do to prevent her from overpowering you.
Nothing.
Labc:
LABC HAS LEVELED UP TO LVL.5. WILL SET TABLES ASIDE FOR VIDEOS.
VIDEO BOMB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcqsZUOvGDQ
Labc:
HETAONI DOUGA VID! REMEMBER ITALY'S PERSEVERANCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgpLlUbIUcA
Naru:
Ah, figures that the one time I play around with gif I get scolded... I'm sorry to say, and I understand why you say it pink, but knowing I'm annoying people sucked the fun out of this...
Meh, time to get ready for the uni~ Bye guys!
=> Glasses:
Bye~
=> Labc:
Cya later~!
Maybe less gifs next time.
=> Polka:
See ya later!
=> Cass:
I'm sorry you're feeling bad, that was certainly not my intention. And you're not annoying as a person, you're a quite popular member. I hope your mood will get better quickly. *hugs*
Ven:
Well.. I think it's time for mass-guessing.
Heather, are you RPing Steve?
=> Han:
DAMMIT HOW DID YOU KNOW
(also it is impossible to try to plot when the rp is mostly crack >.> Lesson learnt.)
(And there ARE other Steves too.)
I need to stop this RPing now, anyway.. I seriously just almost threw up IRL, I've been ill for a while so... I'm going to stop here xD
I should probably write some kind of epic defeat post.
Hold on.
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Vriska had betrayed him, found a way to leave. The nations had been rescued.
The fandom had won.
As for Steve... he faded into nothingness, like the Roman Empire before him, defeated.
For now.
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*goes now*
Sot:
(I need to go right now. Pretend I'm in a HBoD or something. I'll be back soon.)
=> Labc:
No problem! Cya later!
=> Pokla:
See ya later!
=> Talon:
See ya!
Labc:
THIS IS FOR ENGLAND AND HIS FANS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sruNWkMEblk
HE'S THE ABSOLUTELY INVINCIBLE BRITISH GENTLEMAN!
Ven:
I-I really want the new page soon.. The GIF spam in this page.. /Dizzy
My suspicion list:
Well.. All the people from Oceania.
=> Ven:
Oh hey, I got a new page.
Hello, Seme curse.
=> Labc:
Oops. Sorry about that seme! (_ _)
Edit: I take responsibility with the BOOMS
=> Chelli:
//is from Oceania.
It wasn't me! I swear D:
=> Talon:
Pff well you know it's never me XD
Everyone always instantly guesses me.
"orz I'm too obvious a target.
=> Emma:
dO i REaLlY cOuNt?
((I kinda destroyed the mystery component over here. DDD: Sorry guys!))
=> Cass:
Where is your "just as planned" icon?
==> Ven:
I don't have one. I normally just use the image. XD
I might make one though, but recently my semes are more of the work of the seme curse..
Kiki:
I'm back! Who needs more gun fire here?
=> Labc:
More like Power of Friendship rather than picspamming or angsting.
=> Polka:
Welcome back!
...I don't really know.
Han:
*points at Ven's post near the bottom of the last page*
=> Chelli:
Lol wife, you totally got beaten :3
Glasses:
ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP FANDOMLY CANNON, FIRE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxeyhvYhauU
With that, I must take cover for I am defenseless at the moment. Someone, take my axe and Holy water! /throws them on the ground/ I entrust them to you.
/takes cover
((I'll be right back! It's pretty hot in here and I'll take a bath to cool me down~))
=> Labc:
That's awesome in itself!
Steve:
aLl Of YoU lOoK sO cAlM.
hAvE yOu FoRgOtTeN yOuR pReCiOuS fRiEnD?
tHe OnE wHo I nOw CoNtRoL.
=> Fynn:
cLaM*
Silly aliens these days.
==> Ven:
PFFFFFFFT XD
Tina:
With the war going so... so... badly... she realised it was time for her to speak up.
Back when Steve had been nothing but a game... nothing but an identity to put on and discard as one saw fit, she had taken up the mantle.
She had not kept it for long... but her short time had been impactful. Shortly afterwards, Steve... the real Steve, had gained the ability to possess and control the minds of their army.
Just how had he gained that power?
It was her fault. In her game, in her fun, she had given it to him.
"SiLlY HuMaN. Do YoU nOt UnDeRsTaNd? My KiNd cAn inFlIcT ItS WiLl OnTo oThErS aNd InfLuEnCe tHeIr mInDs.
WhAt yOu tHiNk iS FoUr hAs jUsT BeEn MySeLf iN ThE FoRmS oF YoU FooLiSh hUmAnS"
Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.
IN all eventuality, this war was her fault... which is why she was fighting so hard to win it..
http://hetalia-events.livejournal.com/28482.html?thread=109643586#t109643586
Hey Steve... see this? I know how to beat you now...
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