i want a man...not a boy who thinks he can.
OHMYGOD, SEATTLE.
i thought we had a bargain.
i thought we had shaken hands and agreed that you would be warm, cozy, and full of sunshine for the duration of my stay here.
instead,
YOU ARE RAINING AGAIN.
my shoes are still not waterproof, seattle.
you are still the city that ate my umbrella and refused to replace it,
and grey is an awful, unflattering color.
it makes you look fat.
and so now i am wet and living in a fattyfatfat city,
where my feet get cold all the time.
this is lamesauce with no capital letters,
because they are all so ashamed of themselves.
i thought we had a bargain.
i thought we had shaken hands and agreed that you would be warm, cozy, and full of sunshine for the duration of my stay here.
instead,
YOU ARE RAINING AGAIN.
my shoes are still not waterproof, seattle.
you are still the city that ate my umbrella and refused to replace it,
and grey is an awful, unflattering color.
it makes you look fat.
and so now i am wet and living in a fattyfatfat city,
where my feet get cold all the time.
this is lamesauce with no capital letters,
because they are all so ashamed of themselves.