GRRRRRRRR x a million.
My boss let me drive us to my chiropractor appointment, and I GOT PULLED OVER AND I GOT TWO TICKETS! DAMMIT. I hate life. I guess I was speeding...a little. But we were late. AND, like I didn't even get a ticket for speeding. I got one ticket because she has a broken tail light and she didn't even know, AND, her stupid insurance card wasn't in the car. Man, that is some bullshit. I've had my license for like less than 3 months and now I have 2 tickets. That's almost like a ticket a month.
Then that crazy sadistic chiropractor was being all weird and hurting me. Man, she cracked the shit out of me. Then she told me to go back on Friday :( She said I was all tight and tense and that I need to relax, then she put me through straight torture, son. She kept saying weird shit like "I hope you don't mind if I get a little ROUGH with you" and other easily misinterpreted things. She was weird, but at least she didn't make me get naked, so it's okay with me, I guess. Still...I hurt.
I'm gonna go nap because I feel all used up.
Leave me comments, tell me I'm pretty or something. Make me feel better.
Then that crazy sadistic chiropractor was being all weird and hurting me. Man, she cracked the shit out of me. Then she told me to go back on Friday :( She said I was all tight and tense and that I need to relax, then she put me through straight torture, son. She kept saying weird shit like "I hope you don't mind if I get a little ROUGH with you" and other easily misinterpreted things. She was weird, but at least she didn't make me get naked, so it's okay with me, I guess. Still...I hurt.
I'm gonna go nap because I feel all used up.
Leave me comments, tell me I'm pretty or something. Make me feel better.