Friday LOL... Pets can be assholes too.

[dreamville_bg]

Here are some pets and animals who've behaved like true douchebags. Do you have similar experiences with pets of your own, and other animals? They can be cute and cuddly, sure, but there are times you just wanna scream... WHAT THE HELL?

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[htpcl]

I used to have a parrot who always wanted to eat my finger whenever I pointed it at him. A fiery bird he was.

[abomvubuso]

Does turning every towel, blanket and curtain into pulp count?

Golden retriever. He was a real vagabond while he was young.

[garote]

Only when he was young eh? Glad to hear he wasn't - IRRETRIEVEABLY SO!!!

(badadoom tssssss)

[abomvubuso]

[dreamville_bg]

[mahnmut]

I've been trying to tame the cockroaches in my basement for ages, but I can tell ya, it ain't easy. Nasty little buggers.

[luzribeiro]

Roaches are so underrated...

[lostplectrum]

I swear I am not making this up.

The local tourist attraction in my little town was a show-farm for tourists. The staff had a cockatoo there who was, well, insane. I saw him literally scootch across a picnic table to an almost-empty can of coke someone had left, grab it in his beak and upend it into his mouth. The owners told me he also sipped from coffee cups and would suck on a cigarette if it was left in an ashtray.

However, the main thing that made him a psychopath was that he'd imprinted on one of the women who worked there...and she was married. This cockatoo got insanely jealous of the woman's husband, and would go into full attack mode when he saw him - to the point where the guy couldn't visit his wife at work anymore, because he ran the risk of having his eyes pecked out.

The lesson is, the smarter the animal, the greater the potential for neuroses and bad attitude.