Uncle - ‎We should send your brother to Celebrity Rehab. He looks like a celebrity that just "collapsed"....
Me - you mean "relapsed"? xDD

Uncle: Have you ever heard of the Hymen Manuever?

Me: You mean the Heimlich Maneuver?! xD!

Uncle: What's a hydrogen bomb made of?

Me: ......hydrogen?.....

This is from the same person who bent over, hurt his back and said, "AH I GOT A HEMORRHOID!" ROFL