Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I helped thelastdaughter hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, faded_requiem (-5000 points). In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5561 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Takua