If I were in the mood to do a good deed, I would see about getting my housemate a jigsaw puzzle. Then perhaps he would stop complaining so much about being confined to his bed.

In the meantime, have some word puzzles:
( Puzzles )

Well, Pegasus, it looks as though you and your little friend enjoyed yourselves immensely, although I see now that you two just can't be left home alone. I suppose this is the point where I go, "No dinner for either of you until this mess is cleaned up." But I'll be a little lenient. No dessert for you fellows until you clean things up.