Oh the saintly Saint Li, tied to a tree ( Read more... )

So I hear the garden has become a rather busy place. Li, dear boy, while I wholly support the basic tenants of your newfound religion of freedom, you might want to consider a dash of discretion. There are children in this facility, after all, and more than the usual number at that ( Read more... )

Li, dear boy, your presence is urgently required in Mui-Okto as soon as possible. Do hurry, my friend.

Li, dear boy, I seem to have acquired something that belongs to you!

Edit: Oh, drat it all! I left him alone long enough to get us some breakfast and when I come back he's wandered off somewhere. If he needs a place to stay, I hope there's enough sense left in him to know that he can come back here ( Read more... )

I suppose that I've had my fun for now. I apologize to anyone inconvienced by my first joke. However, if you fell for the second one... Well, as the saying goes: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me ( Read more... )

Well, my guest survived his night over safe and sound. I figured he would. He's such a quiet boy, I don't see how he could possibly irritate Li ( Read more... )

May our singing resident soon be afflicted with a permanent case of laryngitis ( Read more... )

Li, dear boy, since I'm hardly a formidable guard dog, I've been trying to think of a good way to keep out visitors. What would you say to a gargoyle lurking in the doorway to make certain you have your privacy?

[Ooc: Yes, Takion knows that the cuff would probably zap him for actually trying this. He just wants to break Li's brain again. XD]

[Screened to Li]
I made it through my second cup of tea and survived. I won't be needing you to tend to any tea-related injuries after all.
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[Screened to Saioh]
Quite an interesting morning it's been. I did, indeed, spill my second cup of tea.
[/screened]To the two delightful children I met this morning, we will have to get together ( Read more... )

Li, dear boy, I might possibly need you to patch up another burn. Would you be free to possibly act as my physician again tomorrow morning?