The Many Different Sides of Me
This is about a person who takes on a great many identities.
My friends call me Noodle.
I'm as skinny as a poodle.
My doctor calls me a Grouch,
Because I get angry on the couch.
My lawyer calls me Sly.
I want a bigger piece of the pie.
My dentist calls me Toothless.
In truth, I'm very ruthless.
My dance instructor calls me Tiny,
Because I have a little behinny.
My plumber calls me Punk.
I'm as smelly as a skunk.
My waitress calls me Nag.
I eat as much as a full, grown stag.
My sex therapist calls me Flip,
But I never get into whips.
I'm a lot of different people,
But in the end I'm only me.
For whoever you think I am,
That person I shall surely be.
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