Remember those prompts for
top fives I took a while ago? Yeah, no. Anyway I am going to try and actually do them all since every time I do that meme I do um, none. Of course I am starting with Billie and sex because if anything's going to get me off my lazy ass it's those two things combined.
Top Five Secret Diary of a Callgirl Sex Scenes
(Or at least scenes of a sexual nature.)
This is picspam is obvs NSFW, and I cannot be held responsible for any fainting, heart attacks, or overwhelming horniness you may experience while viewing this spam.
005. episode 1.03
So sadly in this scene you can barely see anything, which is why it's at the bottom of my list. But um, it's Billie. Against the window. Gasping and um, yeah. I don't think my commentary in this spam will be very coherent at all.
004. episode 1.07
Kay, so Ben and Hannah don't actually get it on but there is sex happening, see! And whatever, they were much hotter than the couple actually doing it anyhow. The way Ben says "Come on, Hannah.", just asfhgkll;ka.
003. episode 2.06
And then here they actually have sex but we don't see it! Which, whatever. She comes out of her bedroom to finish the joke and okay, I love her too much. I love how Billie always kisses with such passion and her face in the 5th and 6th pics!!! Okay, trying to move on.
002. episode 1.01
Um, yeah. Plus you can pretend it's David. 'Nuff said.
001. episode 1.02
Do you notice a trend here of scenes where Belle/Hannah is actually enjoying herself? I was so upset she didn't get to go back to their flat and have naughty threesome sexytiemz with them, I can't even. BUT THIS SCENE. THIS SCENE. I CAN'T LOOK THROUGH THIS SCENE TO ICON WITHOUT HAVING TO TAKE A BREATHER, IT'S SO FUCKING HOT. LOOK AT HER. HER LEGS AND HER MOUTH AND DID I MENTION I LOVE ANY CAP OF HER GASPING? JUST.
000. extra sex
BILLIE WAS MADE FOR SEX. END OF STORY.
Don't use images for icons, graphics, etc. etc. HOPE YOU ENJOYED!