Why? Because I felt like it.
In the short life of this journal up to this point, I've stirred up a
lot of controversy and rather than wait around for bad things to
inevitably happen to me because of what I write, it makes sense to take
certain precautions to prevent anything from leaking out to whoever might find it offensive (my parents, somebody else's parents, etc.).
I don't anticipate any objections to this, so if you don't agree, I
don't care. Log in, comment below, and identify yourself if you wish to
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