Long Jrock(Kpop in my mind) Yaoi/Fanfiction Meme
Ok i happen to stumble on this on convicted_eyes journal....while im not very into Jrock i realized it works pretty much the same for Kpop and me in general so i just inserted, in my mind, Kpop when it said Jrock and it worked XD....im kinda embarrassed i checked so many things XDDD...i probably should have just changed it to Kpop but omg that would have taken to long for me....so basically i just put a X where it applied to me
[] 101. ...You see a cute Asian guy at the bookstore and find yourself thinking, "God, I wish I had a penis so I could do you."
[] 100. …You think Uruha looks manly.
[X] 99. …Your friends talk about some real life drama of some sort and you say, "Oh, that's exactly like that fic where Shou..."
[X] 98. …Somebody makes a joke about a man sleeping with his doctor and you automatically think the doctor is also a man.
[X] 97. …You know more sex positions for gay sex than straight.
[] 96. …Someone asks you if your favorite band members are all gay and you say, "I hope so!”
[ ] 95. …If the people who just asked you #96 look at you funny, you wonder if there's something in your teeth.
[ ] 94. …You demand your boyfriend to prove his love to you by kissing a hot Asian guy.
[ ] 93. …Your boyfriend makes fake sex noises over the phone pretending to be with your favorite jrocker to make you happy.
[] 92. …Every time you see 2 or more hot guys you try to figure out who's the seme and who’s the uke and then proceed to think dirty about them all day.
[X] 91. …You think about XXX rated yaoi in church or another place of religion.
[X] 90. …You make a face when you see a straight couple kissing in a movie but drool over lovely fan service.
[X] 89. …When someone shows you picture of a cutie with lots of makeup and you can't believe it is really a girl.
[X] 88. …You start fangirling/boying all day just because your OTP just gave another "hint" of them being together.
[X] 87. Everything under the sun has been transformed into an innuendo for getting laid. (This will occur at the most inappropriate of times.)
[X] 86. …You pair up your guy classmates that seems to go together just for your own amusement (many times accompanied by a lot of blank stares and are-you-fucking-crazy looks.)
[ ] 85. …You spend more time role playing yaoi than with your actual boyfriend.
[ ] 84. …You get jealous and possessive over *insert jrocker here* whenever another girl expresses interest.
[] 83. …You then spend the whole day fantasizing about him screwing one of his band mates.
[X] 82. …You stay up all night thinking with your friend(s), and pretty much the only topic of conversation is yaoi and what pairings would be the hottest.
[] 81. …The first thing you thought upon hearing that DJ SiSeN is engaged to a man was "YES! Finally, someone with the balls to make it public!"
[] 80. …Your yaoi role play starts off around pg15 and then begins to border line on NC17!
[X] 79. …You spend 4 or more hours a day writing or reading yaoi.
[ ] 78. …You watch a guy and a girl kissing in some movie and you scream out "Eeeeew! That's so unnatural!!"
[] 77. …You sometimes dream that you're a jrocker and in that dream you're that jrocker fucking some other jrocker.
[X] 76. …All your conversations seem to start with the words "There's this fic that I read..."
[X] 75. …You tell your two guy friends (when they are leaving and going to the same place) not to do anything "interesting" unless they film it so you can watch later.
[] 74. …You shamelessly pair your hot Asian male friends together, and proceed to go into graphic detail about what they would be doing.
[] 73. …You're in the city with your good guy friend and start mentally comparing the guys around you who would be a good match.
[] 72. …You discover a 'new' j-rock band you think "hmm... he would look great with [insert random jrocker]."
[X] 71. …You have started thinking that every single jrocker is gay/bi and dating each other.....
[X] 70. …You surf the net nonstop for videos/pictures of jrockers or jrock cosplayer’s fanservice and can't get enough of your OTP.
[X] 69. …You can't sleep without reading one yaoi.
[ ] 68. …You randomly scream "fanservice" or "yaoi" at anywhere, anytime just to get some yaoi action.
[] 67. …You always go around with a notebook to write down your fic even when you are at school/work/on the bus/train etc...
[X] 66. …You watch PVs/DVDs of your favorite band to find hints of possible relationships.
[] 65. …You fantasize about jrocker porn when you're on the road.
[X] 64. …Your first thought in the morning is "OMG must check updates/RPs!!"
[X] 63. …The icons you use for LJ/msn/aim are pictures of jrockers (most of them acting slutty)
[] 62. …You spend half the morning thinking "I need to think of a good one to add to that jrock yaoi list!"
[X] 61. …You're at a doctor's/other appointment and you can't stop obsessing over how "that one fic" is going to end because you didn't get a chance to finish reading before the appointment.
[X] 60. …You shamelessly scroll for the NC-17 fics when looking through fanfic lists.
[] 59. …You fantasize about yaoi when you don't have time to read a fic that day.
[X] 58. When you hear a song on the radio in your native language and think, “Oh wow, I can actually understand what they're singing!”
[] 57. …You get really excited when you find a band that looks hardcore. Obviously because a hardcore band... means hardcore sex. (SCREW as an example!)
[] 56. …You dream about your favorite jrocker and in the dream you know that you have to transform yourself into a guy so that it would be OK to hug and kiss him. So you do.
[X] 55. …Your only real life gay friend avoids you because he knows everything he says will turn into a fic.
[X] 54. …You take the time to actually copy down this whole list and put little stars next to everything you're guilty of to show to all your friends because you're proud of it. (WHOA! HERE’S THE LIST!)
[] 53. …You pair up guys in movies, books, or bands when they aren't even gay or do fanservice.
[ ] 52. …Your friends start getting busy on your nights off of school and work.
[] 51. …You think of Shou (Alice 9) in a Tinkerbelle outfit while in the shower.
[] 50. …You start wishing you could see your favorite couplings in the act.
[X] 49. …You start using explicit language and sexual slang in front of people without even realizing it.
[X] 48. …You know more about sex than your parents
[] 47. …You start thinking Uruha and Aoi can have children between themselves.
[] 46. …Reita fucking Ruki somehow ends up in your dreams on more than one occasion.
[] 45. …You imagine Asagi naked in your shower with his most picked yaoi boyfriend.
[] 44. …You've created an alter ego (who is a guy) just so he can be your gay alter ego.
[] 43. …You randomly start wondering which Jrocker would top who when you watch straight sex scenes to distract yourself FROM THE EVIL.
[] 42. …You find yourself randomly bursting out laughing in school at the image of Kyo topping Gackt in a maid's outfit.
[] 41. …You don't feel any shred of embarrassment or other emotion (but get horny) when using sexually explicit words in daily conversation.
[X] 40. …You’re trying to capture the right movements when you real life gay friend actually shares parts of his sex life, and then add “no I would have done it this way...”
[] 39. …Anything you do in real life is simply inspiration for more yaoi fics.
[] 38. …You kept reloading the original page this thread was on just to see more.
[X] 37. …You're reading jrock porn in the other window right now while typing on this list.
[X] 36. …Anything and everything can be turned into something jrock-sexual.
[] 35. …You look at your friends critically almost daily thinking, "Hmmm, he looks a little like Miyavi from his early days with his hair like that." or "My gosh, that's exactly what Gackt would wear!"
[ ] 34. …You buy your boyfriend a pair of short shorts to show off his godly thighs.
[] 33. …You're not embarrassed to post things like #34.
[] 32. …You wish you were a guy so that you could have hot gay sex with your favorite jrocker.
[] 31. …You are on the bus and think about Reita and Ruki fighting about who should be on top and start laughing hysterically at the scene in your mind. All while people around you think you are on crack.
[] 30. …You think Japan should allow gay marriage so jrockers could marry each other and fangirls could dream about who is the seme in their relationship.
[] 29. You start obsessing over body hair.
[X] 28. Your friends start to look at you funny if you even happen to mention LiveJournal.
[X] 27. …You try to get your other friends to like yaoi as much as you do just so you can talk about it.
[] 26. …You have pictures of jrockers doing naughty things on your ipod/phone/etc.
[X] 25. As you read these posts you find yourself unbelievably happy that you're not the only one who thinks/does all this weird shit.
[X] 24. …80% of your conversations are about jrock/yaoi.
[X] 23. …You're on a computer a lot more than the average person because of Jrock/Yaoi.
[X] 22. …You seem to stop using Google and YouTube for everything except to look up jrockers/fics/pictures.
[X] 21. …You forget/refuse to go to sleep because you MUST finish the fic you're reading first.
[X] 20. …Good sex seems unachievable because of the obvious lack of a prostate.
[X] 19. …You find a new multi-chapter fic and refuse to do anything until it’s finished.
[] 18. …You begin to wonder about Miyavi's "secret piercing" just a little too much.
[X] 17. …You put a password lock on your computer so your parents don't look at it and find all of the gay jrock porn you have open in your browser.
[ ] 16. …That deciding what side to get your lip pierced, you look up all the jrockers with their lips pierced to see which ones YOUR piercing wouldn't get in the way of if your gay alter ego happened to kiss them.
[X] 15. …You say comments and information about gay sex (or sex in general) quite graphically, in normal conversation, and then realize it's not normal to know these things, or to say them out loud in such public situations.
[] 14. …You had too much fun talking with everyone on the original entry and wish you could hang out with them all.
[] 13. …Your silly, over-tired and drunk conversations consist of 'oddest jrock yaoi couples.'
[] 12. …You think that the last skirt you bought looks better on Saga than on you and you start fantasizing about him being groped by Tora/Shou/Nao/Pon/Other jrockers.
[X] 11. …You get angry at your school's Internet for blocking LiveJournal and taking away the yaoi goodness. Let's face it, even eight hours is too long without some smut.
[X] 10. …Your best gay friend refuses to tell you who's seme and uke between him and his boyfriend because he knows you'll just fangirl over it.
[X] 9. …While reading this list, you realize there's still enough brain left to be fried.
[ ] 8. …You wish you had a gay friend so you could take ideas from their stories.
[] 7. …If someone talks about the rim of something like a glass or on a car you instantly think of rimming.
[] 6. …You write a sex scene in a fic and then read it over and think "damn it, it's not explicit enough!"
[X] 5. …You're glad your yaoi obsessed neighbor thought to tell you about jrockers and their awesome goodness and you grab your boyfriend and attempt to try everything you read. Or you ARE that yaoi obsessed neighbor.
[X] 4. …You take the liberty of explaining what BDSM is to a friend over dinner.
[X] 3. …Instigating an argument over who gets to be seme or uke is just a sneaky, manipulative way to get some good sex.
[] 2. …At work you walk by customer service and overhear "well if you look all the way down you will see two bottoms" and your first thought is "oh honey, that's not going to work well".
[X] 1. …You live with your parents and have to change the screen every second because they walk in the room while you’re reading a really smutty story.
47/101.....mmmm thought it would be more...i think the most is on the other 101 list ;_ ;
[X] -1. …You realize that you like corrupting the masses using Jrock and Yaoi.
[] -2. …You’re in denial that this will eventually end.
[] -3. …You think jrockers should get drunk before a concert just so we would be able to see more fanservice because it’s never enough!
[] -4. …You continued to comment on the post this started from just for the sake of keeping it going because everyone was having too much fun.
[X] -5. …Everyone in your family is getting pissed off at you because you won't get off the computer for more than a couple seconds and do what they're nagging you to do.
[X] -6. …You start thinking that LJ was created just for fangirls to write down their devious fics.
[] -7. …You forget that LiveJournal isn't JUST Jrock yaoi.
[X] -8. …You have hundreds of pictures on your computer that your family should never find.
[x] -9 …You have developed an advanced sense of hearing to detect when anyone is coming towards you and your beloved computer.
[X] -10. … And you can tell exactly who it is and where they're going by the speed and loudness of their footsteps.
[] -11. …You have successfully converted some of your friends to ACTUALLY liking J-rock yaoi.
[X] -12. …Your friends stopped thinking the guys you like actually look like guys.
[] -13. …You watch your favorite TV series and think “Oh that would have worked out better if it was -insert Jrocker name- who actually did it with -insert Jrocker name-”
[] -14. …You realize that you crave for smut almost 24/7.
[] -15. …You realize that with all of the yaoi fics you wrote you can start your own film studios and hire only hot Asian guys to play as actors.
[] -16. …You watch a DVD of your favorite band and think “are they gonna do it like rabbit style now?”
[X] -17. …You think jrockers actually have fun teasing us in their blogs writing stuff like… ~saga walks naked in my house (Nao) ~we became Torapon (Hiroto) ~he’s so cute (Shou talking about Hiroto) ~I'm posting from my bath (Mao) ~I was so wasted I walked into the store with only my underwear (Aki).
[] -18. …You think that the bass was created to be licked.
[] -19. …You still came back to the thread this started on and officially decided that you think it only makes sense if we go to -101 to balance things out.
[] -20. …You try to understand ENGRISH and laugh your ass off when Ruki sings it.
[X] -21. …You decided to learn Japanese/ take Japan studies course at school and plan to go to Japan to see at least a live of your favorite band.
[] -22. …Almost 80% of the money you are saving is spent at CDJapan and other sites like it.
[ ] -23. You spam other fangirls and start sending hate messages on youtube for saying Uruha isn’t gay.
[X] -24. …You have nights where you could really care less who is paired with who in the fic you’re reading as long as the smut is good and you know who they are.
[] -25. …You realize you want to be a guy just to have sex with another hot Asian guy.
[] -26. …You forgot that you’re actually a girl.
[X ] -27. …You read jrock yaoi on your cell phone when you can’t be on the computer.
[] -28. …While watching jporn you always imagine jrockers instead of the actors.
[] -29. …You think the main reason for Peace&Smile Carnival is that everyone is going to have a HUGE group orgy.
[X] -30. …You see two hot guys standing close together they are automatically gay.
[] -31. …If a group of Asian guys come out of the bathroom panting and pulling their pants up you assume they totally had an orgy in there.
[ ] 32. …You only watch SKINS on TV for Maxxie
[] -33. …You find yourself staring at your friend’s icon at MSN for ages just because it’s of your favorite jrocker, and actually forget to reply to the messages.
[] -34. …You still went back to the original post to see how long it was.
[ ] -35. …You realize you wrote more than 10 comments to make this and still come up with more ideas.
[X] -36. …You have to buy a 560GB HD so you can use it for all of your jrock stuff.
[X] -37. …You realize that your alarm clock, the ring tone on your phone, etc. are all jrock songs.
[] -38. …You Google Japanese phrases just to understand the kinky, hidden punch line of jrockers blog posts.
[ ] -39. …You demand your boyfriend to bleach his hair, wear eyeliner, learn to play bass and speak with a low voice just so you could get off on it.
[] -40. …You’re convinced that Kyo cutting himself, groping his balls, and punching his teeth out on stage is one of the sexiest things ever.
[] -41. …Simple math: jrock = another cover up for allowing sexually frustrated people to grope each other on the stage.
[X] -42. …Fanservice = free porn
[] -43. …You ask yourself why people can’t hide cameras in the backstage showers at the venues and add the clips on youtube so WE, the fangirls, could have a better view of what they do after a concert.
[X ] -44. …You name your pets after your favorite jrockers.
[] -45. …You think that half of their paycheck goes to buying new sex toys.
[] -46. …The delay of album release is to be blamed on those crazy orgy nights they have instead of actually practicing and/or recording.
[] -47. …You can only -squee- when a pair of jrockers emerges from the bathroom, and one of them has forgotten to zip his pants because naturally, he just got blown.
[] -48. …You watch videos about jrock macros on youtube and laugh your ass off because “it makes more sense than you.”
[X] -49. …You realize that although the fanfictions you're reading/writing could be amazing best sellers, you still prefer the hot jrock sex that wouldn't be included in the final cut of the book.
[] -50. …If someone says 'innuendo' you don’t say 'in your endo' you say 'inn (insert uke jrockers name here)'s endo!'
[X] -51. …You quote jrockers and/or your favorite jrock fanfiction way more than you should.
[] -52. …You find yourself drawing your favorite J-rockers as chibis/small animals/screwing each others brains out and it's completely normal for you.
[] -53. …Every time you see a duck, you scream "OMG IT'S URUHA!"
[] -54. …You wish that you are living opposite of a jrocker's apartment so that you can spy on them.
[] -55. …You wish jrocker's neighbors would spy on them/film what they do.
[] -56. …You want to get a shirt that says "YAOI/JROCK YAOI HAS FRIED MY BRAINS" with slogans or pictures of different number of men having sex in different positions.
[] -57. …You don't wish you yourself could be with a jrocker; instead you want them all to be having hot gay sex with each other.
[] -58. …You have read through numbers 101 to -56 and agree with almost all of them.
[] -59. …You're actually a virgin, but somehow you know more about (gay) sex then the average person.
[] -60. …You secretly hope that jrockers read all these fics and start doing it!!!
[ ] -61. …You have copied everything the amazing people in this community have written into word processor and are now editing it to make it into the BEST MEME EVER.
[] -62. …Eating an ice cream with your friends can become the plot of your next fic with improper use of ice cream, ice cubes and lollipops.
[] -63. …You can think of improper use of almost any food you're eating.
[] -64. …You talk about gay sex over meals
[] -65. …You laugh so hard you can't move and it looks more like you're having a seizure after realizing how out of hand the original post had gotten to be.
[] -66. …You have bookmarked the original post.
[ ] -67. …You've lost all fear of getting caught reading/writing/drawing/watching jrockyaoi/gayporn/porn of any kind, in any situation, because you've finally gone past the point of no return and have actually become proud that you are, in fact, a major pervert for gays and jrockers and hot guys (and even hot women at times) and actually wish to see a line of collaborative jrocker clothing/funny t-shirts come out from this just so you can wear one every where you go.
[] -68. …Every time a guy hits on you, you automatically use the entire situation as a plot for your next fic.
[] -69. …You do research so that your next sex scene will be even better than the last.
[] -70. …You feel that reading yaoi is better than watching porn.
[X] -71. …You spend most of your time making things to show off your OTP.
[X] -72. …You spend hours learning how to do even cooler things with Photoshop and ImageReady so that you can make better things to prove your OTP is the best.
[X] -73. …Most of your favorites on your computer are either authors who write yaoi or the stories themselves.
[X] -74. …LiveJournal becomes nothing more than a way for you to get your daily yaoi fix.
[X] -75. …Forgetting to eat/sleep becomes natural because the fic you're reading is just that good.
[] -76. …You spend 20 minutes trying to think up more of these to add to the original.
[X] -77. …You realize that more than 70% of the communities you are a member of are about your favorite OTP or jrock yaoi.
[] -78. Doing a puzzle tends to become a mass orgy.
[ ] -79. …You say to your boyfriend "Be happy. If I was a man, you'd definitely be the uke in our relationship."
[ ] -80. …You spend a class period making an origami crane with yaoi-sexual word written on it, and then brag because it's the best one you've ever folded.
[] -81. …Whenever someone laughs you think of yaoi after hearing this phrase: A laugh is just a smile having an orgasm.
[ ] -82. …You can write/read yaoi during class without blushing or freaking out when someone looks over your shoulder.
[ ] -83. …You purposely leave your yaoi notebook open in a public place when you get up to do something so anyone can read it.
[X] -84. …If your dad says, "I found something explicit on my computer", you die and ask what and when the answer is ONE little picture, you're breathing a sigh of relief and he's looking at you suspiciously, but you don't care BECAUSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
[X] -85. …You laugh at someone who writes a fanfic about some "hottie" in America meeting the author and they fall "madly in love" and think "How pathetic." (I don't think we realize just how normal that actually is. "What are you saying? Not everyone writes jrock porn!? IT'S THE FREAKING APOCALYPSE!")
[X ] -86. …You truly believe your male cat is gay because he's been a bit "close" to another of your male cats since he was young.
[] -87. …You checked the original post all of the time, and when you saw that nobody posted, you read some fanfics to cheer up.
[X] -88. …You realize you can have a conversation of more than 4 hrs with your friends talking about only yaoi.
[] -89. …You realize that writing jrock yaoi has become so natural for you, more than writing an essay for school.
[ ] -90. …You write an essay for school ABOUT jrock yaoi
[] -91. …The first thing you ask your new classmates is "Yaoi? 8D"
[X] -92. …You have some sort of evolution so whenever anyone says the words 'jrock' 'gay' and/or 'yaoi' suddenly you have hearing equivalent to that of a dog.
[] -93. …You wish you could be paid to write jrock yaoi so you wouldn't actually have to leave.
[] -94. …You wish that gay fictions are sold worldwide.
[X] -95. …You see a guy being molested by another man, you shout "YAOI *claps hands* YAOI *claps hands*"
[] -96. …You think your drawer would be incomplete without condoms and lube.
[] -97. …You realize that only you and two more people were still stupid enough to follow the original list
[ ] -98 …You have managed to convert your teacher into the wonderful religion called J-rock.
[ ] -99 …You supply her with new info and releases weekly and she has liked at least 90% of them.
[ ] -100 …You secretly expect her to start writing yaoi herself.
[] -101 …You realize this wonderful list has come to and end and you wipe a tear of sadness
30/101.......wow maybe im not that bad then (^_^)V
[] 101. ...You see a cute Asian guy at the bookstore and find yourself thinking, "God, I wish I had a penis so I could do you."
[] 100. …You think Uruha looks manly.
[X] 99. …Your friends talk about some real life drama of some sort and you say, "Oh, that's exactly like that fic where Shou..."
[X] 98. …Somebody makes a joke about a man sleeping with his doctor and you automatically think the doctor is also a man.
[X] 97. …You know more sex positions for gay sex than straight.
[] 96. …Someone asks you if your favorite band members are all gay and you say, "I hope so!”
[ ] 95. …If the people who just asked you #96 look at you funny, you wonder if there's something in your teeth.
[ ] 94. …You demand your boyfriend to prove his love to you by kissing a hot Asian guy.
[ ] 93. …Your boyfriend makes fake sex noises over the phone pretending to be with your favorite jrocker to make you happy.
[] 92. …Every time you see 2 or more hot guys you try to figure out who's the seme and who’s the uke and then proceed to think dirty about them all day.
[X] 91. …You think about XXX rated yaoi in church or another place of religion.
[X] 90. …You make a face when you see a straight couple kissing in a movie but drool over lovely fan service.
[X] 89. …When someone shows you picture of a cutie with lots of makeup and you can't believe it is really a girl.
[X] 88. …You start fangirling/boying all day just because your OTP just gave another "hint" of them being together.
[X] 87. Everything under the sun has been transformed into an innuendo for getting laid. (This will occur at the most inappropriate of times.)
[X] 86. …You pair up your guy classmates that seems to go together just for your own amusement (many times accompanied by a lot of blank stares and are-you-fucking-crazy looks.)
[ ] 85. …You spend more time role playing yaoi than with your actual boyfriend.
[ ] 84. …You get jealous and possessive over *insert jrocker here* whenever another girl expresses interest.
[] 83. …You then spend the whole day fantasizing about him screwing one of his band mates.
[X] 82. …You stay up all night thinking with your friend(s), and pretty much the only topic of conversation is yaoi and what pairings would be the hottest.
[] 81. …The first thing you thought upon hearing that DJ SiSeN is engaged to a man was "YES! Finally, someone with the balls to make it public!"
[] 80. …Your yaoi role play starts off around pg15 and then begins to border line on NC17!
[X] 79. …You spend 4 or more hours a day writing or reading yaoi.
[ ] 78. …You watch a guy and a girl kissing in some movie and you scream out "Eeeeew! That's so unnatural!!"
[] 77. …You sometimes dream that you're a jrocker and in that dream you're that jrocker fucking some other jrocker.
[X] 76. …All your conversations seem to start with the words "There's this fic that I read..."
[X] 75. …You tell your two guy friends (when they are leaving and going to the same place) not to do anything "interesting" unless they film it so you can watch later.
[] 74. …You shamelessly pair your hot Asian male friends together, and proceed to go into graphic detail about what they would be doing.
[] 73. …You're in the city with your good guy friend and start mentally comparing the guys around you who would be a good match.
[] 72. …You discover a 'new' j-rock band you think "hmm... he would look great with [insert random jrocker]."
[X] 71. …You have started thinking that every single jrocker is gay/bi and dating each other.....
[X] 70. …You surf the net nonstop for videos/pictures of jrockers or jrock cosplayer’s fanservice and can't get enough of your OTP.
[X] 69. …You can't sleep without reading one yaoi.
[ ] 68. …You randomly scream "fanservice" or "yaoi" at anywhere, anytime just to get some yaoi action.
[] 67. …You always go around with a notebook to write down your fic even when you are at school/work/on the bus/train etc...
[X] 66. …You watch PVs/DVDs of your favorite band to find hints of possible relationships.
[] 65. …You fantasize about jrocker porn when you're on the road.
[X] 64. …Your first thought in the morning is "OMG must check updates/RPs!!"
[X] 63. …The icons you use for LJ/msn/aim are pictures of jrockers (most of them acting slutty)
[] 62. …You spend half the morning thinking "I need to think of a good one to add to that jrock yaoi list!"
[X] 61. …You're at a doctor's/other appointment and you can't stop obsessing over how "that one fic" is going to end because you didn't get a chance to finish reading before the appointment.
[X] 60. …You shamelessly scroll for the NC-17 fics when looking through fanfic lists.
[] 59. …You fantasize about yaoi when you don't have time to read a fic that day.
[X] 58. When you hear a song on the radio in your native language and think, “Oh wow, I can actually understand what they're singing!”
[] 57. …You get really excited when you find a band that looks hardcore. Obviously because a hardcore band... means hardcore sex. (SCREW as an example!)
[] 56. …You dream about your favorite jrocker and in the dream you know that you have to transform yourself into a guy so that it would be OK to hug and kiss him. So you do.
[X] 55. …Your only real life gay friend avoids you because he knows everything he says will turn into a fic.
[X] 54. …You take the time to actually copy down this whole list and put little stars next to everything you're guilty of to show to all your friends because you're proud of it. (WHOA! HERE’S THE LIST!)
[] 53. …You pair up guys in movies, books, or bands when they aren't even gay or do fanservice.
[ ] 52. …Your friends start getting busy on your nights off of school and work.
[] 51. …You think of Shou (Alice 9) in a Tinkerbelle outfit while in the shower.
[] 50. …You start wishing you could see your favorite couplings in the act.
[X] 49. …You start using explicit language and sexual slang in front of people without even realizing it.
[X] 48. …You know more about sex than your parents
[] 47. …You start thinking Uruha and Aoi can have children between themselves.
[] 46. …Reita fucking Ruki somehow ends up in your dreams on more than one occasion.
[] 45. …You imagine Asagi naked in your shower with his most picked yaoi boyfriend.
[] 44. …You've created an alter ego (who is a guy) just so he can be your gay alter ego.
[] 43. …You randomly start wondering which Jrocker would top who when you watch straight sex scenes to distract yourself FROM THE EVIL.
[] 42. …You find yourself randomly bursting out laughing in school at the image of Kyo topping Gackt in a maid's outfit.
[] 41. …You don't feel any shred of embarrassment or other emotion (but get horny) when using sexually explicit words in daily conversation.
[X] 40. …You’re trying to capture the right movements when you real life gay friend actually shares parts of his sex life, and then add “no I would have done it this way...”
[] 39. …Anything you do in real life is simply inspiration for more yaoi fics.
[] 38. …You kept reloading the original page this thread was on just to see more.
[X] 37. …You're reading jrock porn in the other window right now while typing on this list.
[X] 36. …Anything and everything can be turned into something jrock-sexual.
[] 35. …You look at your friends critically almost daily thinking, "Hmmm, he looks a little like Miyavi from his early days with his hair like that." or "My gosh, that's exactly what Gackt would wear!"
[ ] 34. …You buy your boyfriend a pair of short shorts to show off his godly thighs.
[] 33. …You're not embarrassed to post things like #34.
[] 32. …You wish you were a guy so that you could have hot gay sex with your favorite jrocker.
[] 31. …You are on the bus and think about Reita and Ruki fighting about who should be on top and start laughing hysterically at the scene in your mind. All while people around you think you are on crack.
[] 30. …You think Japan should allow gay marriage so jrockers could marry each other and fangirls could dream about who is the seme in their relationship.
[] 29. You start obsessing over body hair.
[X] 28. Your friends start to look at you funny if you even happen to mention LiveJournal.
[X] 27. …You try to get your other friends to like yaoi as much as you do just so you can talk about it.
[] 26. …You have pictures of jrockers doing naughty things on your ipod/phone/etc.
[X] 25. As you read these posts you find yourself unbelievably happy that you're not the only one who thinks/does all this weird shit.
[X] 24. …80% of your conversations are about jrock/yaoi.
[X] 23. …You're on a computer a lot more than the average person because of Jrock/Yaoi.
[X] 22. …You seem to stop using Google and YouTube for everything except to look up jrockers/fics/pictures.
[X] 21. …You forget/refuse to go to sleep because you MUST finish the fic you're reading first.
[X] 20. …Good sex seems unachievable because of the obvious lack of a prostate.
[X] 19. …You find a new multi-chapter fic and refuse to do anything until it’s finished.
[] 18. …You begin to wonder about Miyavi's "secret piercing" just a little too much.
[X] 17. …You put a password lock on your computer so your parents don't look at it and find all of the gay jrock porn you have open in your browser.
[ ] 16. …That deciding what side to get your lip pierced, you look up all the jrockers with their lips pierced to see which ones YOUR piercing wouldn't get in the way of if your gay alter ego happened to kiss them.
[X] 15. …You say comments and information about gay sex (or sex in general) quite graphically, in normal conversation, and then realize it's not normal to know these things, or to say them out loud in such public situations.
[] 14. …You had too much fun talking with everyone on the original entry and wish you could hang out with them all.
[] 13. …Your silly, over-tired and drunk conversations consist of 'oddest jrock yaoi couples.'
[] 12. …You think that the last skirt you bought looks better on Saga than on you and you start fantasizing about him being groped by Tora/Shou/Nao/Pon/Other jrockers.
[X] 11. …You get angry at your school's Internet for blocking LiveJournal and taking away the yaoi goodness. Let's face it, even eight hours is too long without some smut.
[X] 10. …Your best gay friend refuses to tell you who's seme and uke between him and his boyfriend because he knows you'll just fangirl over it.
[X] 9. …While reading this list, you realize there's still enough brain left to be fried.
[ ] 8. …You wish you had a gay friend so you could take ideas from their stories.
[] 7. …If someone talks about the rim of something like a glass or on a car you instantly think of rimming.
[] 6. …You write a sex scene in a fic and then read it over and think "damn it, it's not explicit enough!"
[X] 5. …You're glad your yaoi obsessed neighbor thought to tell you about jrockers and their awesome goodness and you grab your boyfriend and attempt to try everything you read. Or you ARE that yaoi obsessed neighbor.
[X] 4. …You take the liberty of explaining what BDSM is to a friend over dinner.
[X] 3. …Instigating an argument over who gets to be seme or uke is just a sneaky, manipulative way to get some good sex.
[] 2. …At work you walk by customer service and overhear "well if you look all the way down you will see two bottoms" and your first thought is "oh honey, that's not going to work well".
[X] 1. …You live with your parents and have to change the screen every second because they walk in the room while you’re reading a really smutty story.
47/101.....mmmm thought it would be more...i think the most is on the other 101 list ;_ ;
[X] -1. …You realize that you like corrupting the masses using Jrock and Yaoi.
[] -2. …You’re in denial that this will eventually end.
[] -3. …You think jrockers should get drunk before a concert just so we would be able to see more fanservice because it’s never enough!
[] -4. …You continued to comment on the post this started from just for the sake of keeping it going because everyone was having too much fun.
[X] -5. …Everyone in your family is getting pissed off at you because you won't get off the computer for more than a couple seconds and do what they're nagging you to do.
[X] -6. …You start thinking that LJ was created just for fangirls to write down their devious fics.
[] -7. …You forget that LiveJournal isn't JUST Jrock yaoi.
[X] -8. …You have hundreds of pictures on your computer that your family should never find.
[x] -9 …You have developed an advanced sense of hearing to detect when anyone is coming towards you and your beloved computer.
[X] -10. … And you can tell exactly who it is and where they're going by the speed and loudness of their footsteps.
[] -11. …You have successfully converted some of your friends to ACTUALLY liking J-rock yaoi.
[X] -12. …Your friends stopped thinking the guys you like actually look like guys.
[] -13. …You watch your favorite TV series and think “Oh that would have worked out better if it was -insert Jrocker name- who actually did it with -insert Jrocker name-”
[] -14. …You realize that you crave for smut almost 24/7.
[] -15. …You realize that with all of the yaoi fics you wrote you can start your own film studios and hire only hot Asian guys to play as actors.
[] -16. …You watch a DVD of your favorite band and think “are they gonna do it like rabbit style now?”
[X] -17. …You think jrockers actually have fun teasing us in their blogs writing stuff like… ~saga walks naked in my house (Nao) ~we became Torapon (Hiroto) ~he’s so cute (Shou talking about Hiroto) ~I'm posting from my bath (Mao) ~I was so wasted I walked into the store with only my underwear (Aki).
[] -18. …You think that the bass was created to be licked.
[] -19. …You still came back to the thread this started on and officially decided that you think it only makes sense if we go to -101 to balance things out.
[] -20. …You try to understand ENGRISH and laugh your ass off when Ruki sings it.
[X] -21. …You decided to learn Japanese/ take Japan studies course at school and plan to go to Japan to see at least a live of your favorite band.
[] -22. …Almost 80% of the money you are saving is spent at CDJapan and other sites like it.
[ ] -23. You spam other fangirls and start sending hate messages on youtube for saying Uruha isn’t gay.
[X] -24. …You have nights where you could really care less who is paired with who in the fic you’re reading as long as the smut is good and you know who they are.
[] -25. …You realize you want to be a guy just to have sex with another hot Asian guy.
[] -26. …You forgot that you’re actually a girl.
[X ] -27. …You read jrock yaoi on your cell phone when you can’t be on the computer.
[] -28. …While watching jporn you always imagine jrockers instead of the actors.
[] -29. …You think the main reason for Peace&Smile Carnival is that everyone is going to have a HUGE group orgy.
[X] -30. …You see two hot guys standing close together they are automatically gay.
[] -31. …If a group of Asian guys come out of the bathroom panting and pulling their pants up you assume they totally had an orgy in there.
[ ] 32. …You only watch SKINS on TV for Maxxie
[] -33. …You find yourself staring at your friend’s icon at MSN for ages just because it’s of your favorite jrocker, and actually forget to reply to the messages.
[] -34. …You still went back to the original post to see how long it was.
[ ] -35. …You realize you wrote more than 10 comments to make this and still come up with more ideas.
[X] -36. …You have to buy a 560GB HD so you can use it for all of your jrock stuff.
[X] -37. …You realize that your alarm clock, the ring tone on your phone, etc. are all jrock songs.
[] -38. …You Google Japanese phrases just to understand the kinky, hidden punch line of jrockers blog posts.
[ ] -39. …You demand your boyfriend to bleach his hair, wear eyeliner, learn to play bass and speak with a low voice just so you could get off on it.
[] -40. …You’re convinced that Kyo cutting himself, groping his balls, and punching his teeth out on stage is one of the sexiest things ever.
[] -41. …Simple math: jrock = another cover up for allowing sexually frustrated people to grope each other on the stage.
[X] -42. …Fanservice = free porn
[] -43. …You ask yourself why people can’t hide cameras in the backstage showers at the venues and add the clips on youtube so WE, the fangirls, could have a better view of what they do after a concert.
[X ] -44. …You name your pets after your favorite jrockers.
[] -45. …You think that half of their paycheck goes to buying new sex toys.
[] -46. …The delay of album release is to be blamed on those crazy orgy nights they have instead of actually practicing and/or recording.
[] -47. …You can only -squee- when a pair of jrockers emerges from the bathroom, and one of them has forgotten to zip his pants because naturally, he just got blown.
[] -48. …You watch videos about jrock macros on youtube and laugh your ass off because “it makes more sense than you.”
[X] -49. …You realize that although the fanfictions you're reading/writing could be amazing best sellers, you still prefer the hot jrock sex that wouldn't be included in the final cut of the book.
[] -50. …If someone says 'innuendo' you don’t say 'in your endo' you say 'inn (insert uke jrockers name here)'s endo!'
[X] -51. …You quote jrockers and/or your favorite jrock fanfiction way more than you should.
[] -52. …You find yourself drawing your favorite J-rockers as chibis/small animals/screwing each others brains out and it's completely normal for you.
[] -53. …Every time you see a duck, you scream "OMG IT'S URUHA!"
[] -54. …You wish that you are living opposite of a jrocker's apartment so that you can spy on them.
[] -55. …You wish jrocker's neighbors would spy on them/film what they do.
[] -56. …You want to get a shirt that says "YAOI/JROCK YAOI HAS FRIED MY BRAINS" with slogans or pictures of different number of men having sex in different positions.
[] -57. …You don't wish you yourself could be with a jrocker; instead you want them all to be having hot gay sex with each other.
[] -58. …You have read through numbers 101 to -56 and agree with almost all of them.
[] -59. …You're actually a virgin, but somehow you know more about (gay) sex then the average person.
[] -60. …You secretly hope that jrockers read all these fics and start doing it!!!
[ ] -61. …You have copied everything the amazing people in this community have written into word processor and are now editing it to make it into the BEST MEME EVER.
[] -62. …Eating an ice cream with your friends can become the plot of your next fic with improper use of ice cream, ice cubes and lollipops.
[] -63. …You can think of improper use of almost any food you're eating.
[] -64. …You talk about gay sex over meals
[] -65. …You laugh so hard you can't move and it looks more like you're having a seizure after realizing how out of hand the original post had gotten to be.
[] -66. …You have bookmarked the original post.
[ ] -67. …You've lost all fear of getting caught reading/writing/drawing/watching jrockyaoi/gayporn/porn of any kind, in any situation, because you've finally gone past the point of no return and have actually become proud that you are, in fact, a major pervert for gays and jrockers and hot guys (and even hot women at times) and actually wish to see a line of collaborative jrocker clothing/funny t-shirts come out from this just so you can wear one every where you go.
[] -68. …Every time a guy hits on you, you automatically use the entire situation as a plot for your next fic.
[] -69. …You do research so that your next sex scene will be even better than the last.
[] -70. …You feel that reading yaoi is better than watching porn.
[X] -71. …You spend most of your time making things to show off your OTP.
[X] -72. …You spend hours learning how to do even cooler things with Photoshop and ImageReady so that you can make better things to prove your OTP is the best.
[X] -73. …Most of your favorites on your computer are either authors who write yaoi or the stories themselves.
[X] -74. …LiveJournal becomes nothing more than a way for you to get your daily yaoi fix.
[X] -75. …Forgetting to eat/sleep becomes natural because the fic you're reading is just that good.
[] -76. …You spend 20 minutes trying to think up more of these to add to the original.
[X] -77. …You realize that more than 70% of the communities you are a member of are about your favorite OTP or jrock yaoi.
[] -78. Doing a puzzle tends to become a mass orgy.
[ ] -79. …You say to your boyfriend "Be happy. If I was a man, you'd definitely be the uke in our relationship."
[ ] -80. …You spend a class period making an origami crane with yaoi-sexual word written on it, and then brag because it's the best one you've ever folded.
[] -81. …Whenever someone laughs you think of yaoi after hearing this phrase: A laugh is just a smile having an orgasm.
[ ] -82. …You can write/read yaoi during class without blushing or freaking out when someone looks over your shoulder.
[ ] -83. …You purposely leave your yaoi notebook open in a public place when you get up to do something so anyone can read it.
[X] -84. …If your dad says, "I found something explicit on my computer", you die and ask what and when the answer is ONE little picture, you're breathing a sigh of relief and he's looking at you suspiciously, but you don't care BECAUSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
[X] -85. …You laugh at someone who writes a fanfic about some "hottie" in America meeting the author and they fall "madly in love" and think "How pathetic." (I don't think we realize just how normal that actually is. "What are you saying? Not everyone writes jrock porn!? IT'S THE FREAKING APOCALYPSE!")
[X ] -86. …You truly believe your male cat is gay because he's been a bit "close" to another of your male cats since he was young.
[] -87. …You checked the original post all of the time, and when you saw that nobody posted, you read some fanfics to cheer up.
[X] -88. …You realize you can have a conversation of more than 4 hrs with your friends talking about only yaoi.
[] -89. …You realize that writing jrock yaoi has become so natural for you, more than writing an essay for school.
[ ] -90. …You write an essay for school ABOUT jrock yaoi
[] -91. …The first thing you ask your new classmates is "Yaoi? 8D"
[X] -92. …You have some sort of evolution so whenever anyone says the words 'jrock' 'gay' and/or 'yaoi' suddenly you have hearing equivalent to that of a dog.
[] -93. …You wish you could be paid to write jrock yaoi so you wouldn't actually have to leave.
[] -94. …You wish that gay fictions are sold worldwide.
[X] -95. …You see a guy being molested by another man, you shout "YAOI *claps hands* YAOI *claps hands*"
[] -96. …You think your drawer would be incomplete without condoms and lube.
[] -97. …You realize that only you and two more people were still stupid enough to follow the original list
[ ] -98 …You have managed to convert your teacher into the wonderful religion called J-rock.
[ ] -99 …You supply her with new info and releases weekly and she has liked at least 90% of them.
[ ] -100 …You secretly expect her to start writing yaoi herself.
[] -101 …You realize this wonderful list has come to and end and you wipe a tear of sadness
30/101.......wow maybe im not that bad then (^_^)V