Dear Caroline
Please no one EVER send me a text message via landline again. I just had the BT computer lady shouting DEAR CAROLINE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ARRANGMENTS at me down the phone and I. Never. Want to experience that again. Thanx Boss for giving me a heart attack, and making me laugh until I cried all at once.
p.s. I have flights to go to Barcelona for my brother's stag do. THERE HAD BETTER BE MALE STRIPPERS. And why yes I really will be paying any aforementioned male stripper to pose with my plastic!boys at said event.
p.s. I have flights to go to Barcelona for my brother's stag do. THERE HAD BETTER BE MALE STRIPPERS. And why yes I really will be paying any aforementioned male stripper to pose with my plastic!boys at said event.