Five things I'm often inclined to believe, even though they're obviously not true.
* "I can't possibly make a good video game, because I'm writing in English."
* "All intelligent adults believe that video games are time-wasting entertainment at best, and exploitative and dangerous at worst."
* "If you're an adult, then you should only have socially acceptable, sophisticated hobbies and interests."
* "BxG stories are for losers. All other fictional pairings are intelligent and praiseworthy."
* "Western media is innately superior. Trying to imitate Japanese media is a waste of time and energy."
There's more, but I gotta head to work for now.