got this from melissa
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young RENTACOP named ALEX. He was QUICK POOPING in the PUTRID forest when he met SNOTTY JOHN, a run-away PROCTOLOGIST from the LOVELY Queen MICHELLE.
ALEX could see that SNOTTY JOHN was hungry so he reached into his BOWL and give him his HILARIOUS MEXICAN. SNOTTY JOHN was thankful for ALEX's MEXICAN, so he told ALEX a very BRILLIANT story about Queen MICHELLE's daughter STEPH. How her mother, the LOVELY Queen MICHELLE, kept her locked away in a ROW HOME protected by a gigantic MOOSE, because STEPH was so SMELLY.
ALEX FARTED. He vowed to SNOTTY JOHN the PROCTOLOGIST that he would save the SMELLY STEPH. He would BOUNCE the MOOSE, and take STEPH far away from her eveil mother, the LOVELY Queen MICHELLE, and SNORT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a WONDERFUL VOLCANO and SNOTTY JOHN the PROCTOLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE from his story. LOVELY Queen MICHELLE CAUGHED out from behind a PENCIL and struck ALEX dead. In the far off ROW HOME you could hear a SQUIRT.
THE END.
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