If you got shot in the taint, you would be dead
The human body is a fucking pussy. People die too easily. If you get shot in the head, you die. If you get shot in the heart, you die. If you get shot in the stomach, lungs, or any other vital organs, you die, just not as quickly as being shot in the brain or heart. Yeah well, guess what assholes? There is another vital organ in the human body. The taint.
Scientists have only recently become aware that the taint is indeed a vital organ. Researchers have recently suggested this theory after the recent death of a kid in Florida last week, who's death was, infact, caused by a direct kill-shot to his taint.
Just a reminder to all the complete idiots out there: The taint is the area that lies between the ballsac and the asshole. It is a very sensitive (and erotic) part of the body. To eat one's taint is to taste heaven. My mouth is watering right now. ANYWAY, back to the original point. Yes, you will die if you get shot in the taint. Let me demonstrate.
Let me introduce you to my assistant for this experiment. Emo Avery. Emo Avery is going to take a direct shot in the taint by a .357 magnum. Let's see how he holds up!
As you can the bullet penetrates the taint immediately taking it up through the small and large intestines. It rips through them with ease, shoots up through the stomach and heart, travels into the head, pierces through the brain with ease, and comes out your skull. You sir, are dead.
I win. Cute death. It turns out I was not mistaken. After performing my experiment on Emo Avery I have concluded that he died within 1 second of being shot. For this experiment we had to break Avery's legs as he cannot naturally perform a split. We also used a .357 magnum with .357 caliber bullets.
Hawt experiment. I should consider studying medicine. I'd make an excellent doctor, no? Fuck you.
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Scientists have only recently become aware that the taint is indeed a vital organ. Researchers have recently suggested this theory after the recent death of a kid in Florida last week, who's death was, infact, caused by a direct kill-shot to his taint.
Just a reminder to all the complete idiots out there: The taint is the area that lies between the ballsac and the asshole. It is a very sensitive (and erotic) part of the body. To eat one's taint is to taste heaven. My mouth is watering right now. ANYWAY, back to the original point. Yes, you will die if you get shot in the taint. Let me demonstrate.
Let me introduce you to my assistant for this experiment. Emo Avery. Emo Avery is going to take a direct shot in the taint by a .357 magnum. Let's see how he holds up!
As you can the bullet penetrates the taint immediately taking it up through the small and large intestines. It rips through them with ease, shoots up through the stomach and heart, travels into the head, pierces through the brain with ease, and comes out your skull. You sir, are dead.
I win. Cute death. It turns out I was not mistaken. After performing my experiment on Emo Avery I have concluded that he died within 1 second of being shot. For this experiment we had to break Avery's legs as he cannot naturally perform a split. We also used a .357 magnum with .357 caliber bullets.
Hawt experiment. I should consider studying medicine. I'd make an excellent doctor, no? Fuck you.
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