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I threw a little party last monday and, of course, I only invited myself.
*sticks tongue at you*
I had the whole deal: cake, ice cream, ponies, a magician, a clown, a petting zoo, and a bottle of vodka. The party went well until the vodka went to my head and I ended up shoving the magician's face in the cake. And then I terrorized the goats in the petting zoo, rode the pony backwards while singing "Black Water" and relieved myself in the fireplace. At that point I blacked out and woke up next to the clown who was dead.
At least there was cake.
*sticks tongue at you*
I had the whole deal: cake, ice cream, ponies, a magician, a clown, a petting zoo, and a bottle of vodka. The party went well until the vodka went to my head and I ended up shoving the magician's face in the cake. And then I terrorized the goats in the petting zoo, rode the pony backwards while singing "Black Water" and relieved myself in the fireplace. At that point I blacked out and woke up next to the clown who was dead.
At least there was cake.