A moment of self centered awareness.
I am remarkable and incorrigible. I wow others with my quick wit and spectacular thoughts and opinions that express my individuality. You could only wish you are as amazing as me.
Kiss my rings, you lowly peasant readers for I am great and you fucking adore me, regardless if your mind is telling you otherwise. If so, you are obviously lost and your cortex had malfunctioned due to the heat from trying too hard to comprehend my overwhelming awesomeness.
Hoist me up on the embroidered pedestal and carry me around with buff looking midgets.
Hate me if you must, you puny citizens, but always keep in mind that you are but specks of micro dusts clinging to the gold plated sole of my diamonds frosted glass slippers.
Love,
Your Superbly Magnificent Queen.