for the bandies.........the pick-up lines!
12. "I'm a fermata - hold me."
11. "Since you play string bass, you must be used to dealing with
large pieces of wood..."
10. "You know, concert dress really brings out just how sexy
a woman can look in men's clothing..."
9. "Wanna see the other use for valve oil?"
8. "Wanna go beat some skins?"
7. "You know, it's not the size of your drumsticks,
but what you can do with them..."
6. "You carrying a piccolo in those pants,
or are you just happy to see me?"
5. "So, are you confined to sucking on reeds,
or do other forms of wood work as well?"
4. "If you look that great in uniform pants,
I bet you look even better without them!"
3. "You know, I can deep-throat my head joint..."
2. "I have great stick control, wanna see?"
1. "Hey baby, wanna pluck my g-string?"
11. "Since you play string bass, you must be used to dealing with
large pieces of wood..."
10. "You know, concert dress really brings out just how sexy
a woman can look in men's clothing..."
9. "Wanna see the other use for valve oil?"
8. "Wanna go beat some skins?"
7. "You know, it's not the size of your drumsticks,
but what you can do with them..."
6. "You carrying a piccolo in those pants,
or are you just happy to see me?"
5. "So, are you confined to sucking on reeds,
or do other forms of wood work as well?"
4. "If you look that great in uniform pants,
I bet you look even better without them!"
3. "You know, I can deep-throat my head joint..."
2. "I have great stick control, wanna see?"
1. "Hey baby, wanna pluck my g-string?"