comedy central presents...

Jun 17, 2004 11:02

"you know, it sucks for sheep when it rains cuz all the water just gets stuck in their fur and it gets really heavy. see, with cows, you dont have that problem cuz the water just runs off their back, like a duck. a duck would run off a cow's back too, but it would get stuck in a sheep's fur and the sheep would have a lot of dead ducks in its fur. the owner of the sheep would be shocked at first, but then he would start to think 'hey, maybe i could get some money for this.'"

this was from some irish standup guy i saw this morning. he was hella funny, so i thought id share a little with you guys :-).

-tahoeboarder
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