jana will be the only one who reads this. hey jan!
so life is a little bit frazzled at the moment. I have been complaining about being in such a monotonic schedule all semester, and now that its gone, and im not throwing in normal practices, and have no classes to attend, i feel as if im losing my mind. Im getting large from sitting around eating orange chicken and chocolate, but tis the only way to survive these traumatic times with finals. such as life, i get to go home on wednesday!!!!!!!!!!!! and i am so excited to see my jana, and lie in her bosom, and eat and drop crumbs in her bed. sidenote: i keep talking about food all the time, why is this?
perhaps im just sick of eating well for track.
who the fuck knows.
continuing on my rant, i would like to go home. and open gifts. and prance in the snow with a thong on, or not. anyway, in short, i would like to be with my family, and future sister in law jana, and be away from finals, and the weight room. the end.
now, here is something worth documenting. mr. 5'2'' cellphone penis man, he just will not exit my life. tonight as i am reviewing the legislation passed prior to lincolns presidency, fucking civil war class, i recieve an IM of apology.
oh i am so sorry shit went down.
come back to me, blah blah.
and as i stated we are better off as friends
i recieve
can we still hang out? ;)
and i was replied, excuse me
and he says
can i still see you over vaca? you know....
and i exclaimed
you and your 3 inch penis can find solace in someone elses life
and he was mad
and i didnt care
but for all i know,
hell call again when i get home.
on to the next man adventure,
im about to begin my period, and this means 2 things. an abundance of food, and yearning for a man to love.
which brings me back to mistake #495065, zack champagne.
thankfully i resisted the urge to contact him at this time, but i feel as if i miss him. jesus this could be an eventful break.
however, i plan to devote all of my time to my wife, jana thompson. which will be nice because i always feel as if men get in the way of us. and it shalt not this time.
i promise.
home in 5 days!
perhaps im just sick of eating well for track.
who the fuck knows.
continuing on my rant, i would like to go home. and open gifts. and prance in the snow with a thong on, or not. anyway, in short, i would like to be with my family, and future sister in law jana, and be away from finals, and the weight room. the end.
now, here is something worth documenting. mr. 5'2'' cellphone penis man, he just will not exit my life. tonight as i am reviewing the legislation passed prior to lincolns presidency, fucking civil war class, i recieve an IM of apology.
oh i am so sorry shit went down.
come back to me, blah blah.
and as i stated we are better off as friends
i recieve
can we still hang out? ;)
and i was replied, excuse me
and he says
can i still see you over vaca? you know....
and i exclaimed
you and your 3 inch penis can find solace in someone elses life
and he was mad
and i didnt care
but for all i know,
hell call again when i get home.
on to the next man adventure,
im about to begin my period, and this means 2 things. an abundance of food, and yearning for a man to love.
which brings me back to mistake #495065, zack champagne.
thankfully i resisted the urge to contact him at this time, but i feel as if i miss him. jesus this could be an eventful break.
however, i plan to devote all of my time to my wife, jana thompson. which will be nice because i always feel as if men get in the way of us. and it shalt not this time.
i promise.
home in 5 days!