The Picnic!
Snitched from vorpalmuse who snitched it from parousthobbing. Because I understand the rules of the picnic. :3
The picnic can't take place during any month, day, year, moment, second, minute, hour, or century, but it can take place for weeks and weeks. The picnic can really take place in Lake Wenatchee, but not in Ohio or Iowa. There is lots of free food at the picnic. You can't eat at the picnic. There is no watermelon at the picnic, but there is citrullus lanatus, and Byron can't come to the picnic. I can't come to the picnic. Losers can NOT go to the picnic. Boone can go to the picnic! So can Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom. You can drink Russian Vodka at the picnic, but not Bailey's Irish Cream. There is no drinking at the picnic. Avatar is not allowed at the picnic. Neither is Kain, but she's a winner so she can go to the picnic. There are no bugs at the picnic, but there are a couple of bees and no flowers. THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT AT THE PICNIC. There is grass at the picnic and you can play any kind of ball, except for polo and water polo. There is no spiking at the picnic. There is no sex, fornication, intercourse, touching, or making love at the picnic, but there is getting it on. My cat is not allowed at the picnic, and neither is Kiara. My dog is not allowed and neither is bear. You can play with dolls but not with houses. There is a roof but no ceiling. The picnic can take place on the moon, but not on the sun. Kevin can't go to the picnic, but Kevin William can. Even though no phrases are allowed at the picnic, you can still do something for three of any measurement of time. There are no pandas at the picnic. There is no stationery at the picnic, but you can play the cello and the piccolo. You can't play the guitar at the picnic. There are reeds, but no clarinets or oboes. There is no music, or sound, or listening, or hearing, but there is chatting. There is no love at the picnic. But you can less-than-three someone.
Horses, mules, or donkeys are not to be brought to the picnic, but you may bring all the asses you want.
Do not defecate or excrete body fluids while at the picnic. Peeing and pooping will be allowed, but only in the designated areas.
The picnic can't take place during any month, day, year, moment, second, minute, hour, or century, but it can take place for weeks and weeks. The picnic can really take place in Lake Wenatchee, but not in Ohio or Iowa. There is lots of free food at the picnic. You can't eat at the picnic. There is no watermelon at the picnic, but there is citrullus lanatus, and Byron can't come to the picnic. I can't come to the picnic. Losers can NOT go to the picnic. Boone can go to the picnic! So can Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Orlando Bloom. You can drink Russian Vodka at the picnic, but not Bailey's Irish Cream. There is no drinking at the picnic. Avatar is not allowed at the picnic. Neither is Kain, but she's a winner so she can go to the picnic. There are no bugs at the picnic, but there are a couple of bees and no flowers. THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT AT THE PICNIC. There is grass at the picnic and you can play any kind of ball, except for polo and water polo. There is no spiking at the picnic. There is no sex, fornication, intercourse, touching, or making love at the picnic, but there is getting it on. My cat is not allowed at the picnic, and neither is Kiara. My dog is not allowed and neither is bear. You can play with dolls but not with houses. There is a roof but no ceiling. The picnic can take place on the moon, but not on the sun. Kevin can't go to the picnic, but Kevin William can. Even though no phrases are allowed at the picnic, you can still do something for three of any measurement of time. There are no pandas at the picnic. There is no stationery at the picnic, but you can play the cello and the piccolo. You can't play the guitar at the picnic. There are reeds, but no clarinets or oboes. There is no music, or sound, or listening, or hearing, but there is chatting. There is no love at the picnic. But you can less-than-three someone.
Horses, mules, or donkeys are not to be brought to the picnic, but you may bring all the asses you want.
Do not defecate or excrete body fluids while at the picnic. Peeing and pooping will be allowed, but only in the designated areas.