Meme-fy
Ganked from serpent_dreams.
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. As opposed to constantly.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have long hair. (32 inches for the win!)
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Party wigs, what can I say?)
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (But I would love to lose a few pounds like 90% of the women in America)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I have a hidden talent. (But if it's hidden, how do I know I have it?)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (Borderline between acquaintance and friend, yes.)
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (If by peck you mean a smooch on the cheek, yes. BUT I did it just to gross them out. I don't swing that way, yo. XD)
* I enjoy talking on the phone.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or LiveJournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (Ha.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I miss somebody right now.
* have a cell phone. (but it's out of minutes and the battery's dead. XD)
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like/love someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (How I miss the good ol' days where that would have been possible!)
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friend. (When it comes right down to it, I don't know if I would or not.)
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I am happy at this moment. (Optimistic, good-natured... not ZOMGHAPPY)
* I'm obsessed with guys/girls.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Now I tie them normally more often than abnormally, but I do still have that ability. ;)
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I hate office jobs. (teehee, I have one)
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I am a pyro.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Har har. Me and my brothers beat on each other all the time. But lovingly. xD)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (PWN!)
* I still have every journal I've ever written in.
* I talk in my sleep. (And I am not ashamed. :3)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Depends on what the thing is)
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is. (I know what it is, but never cosplayed. I wish, though. :3)
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth. (not terrible, but...)
* I hate my toes.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses. (beings as I've never had a serious kiss... I can't answer the question. :3)
* I want to own my own business. (already do.)
* I smoke.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then. (what do I do if I wish something wasn't true about myself?)
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. (*innocent whistle* ;) Just with my husband, mind you. I think it would be fun. xD)
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time. (OMG Bucky Dance!)
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I've slept through a John Reuben (rap) concert before. I didn't like his music. XD)
* I can speak more than one language. (fluent in only one. XD)
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
* I have no piercings.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
* I've been married and am now divorced.
* There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
* I like most animals better than most people.
* I own a collection of retro games consoles.
* The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
* I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Ninevites!)
* I have written/read erotic stories. (But I deleted them/their erotic content without showing anyone)
* I am compulsively honest.
* I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
* I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers
* I am extremely ticklish.
* I've sacrificed everything for love.
* I'm naturally really bony.
* I hate meeting new people.
* I wear a kids 6 shoe.
* I can type over 100 WPM (PWN!!)
* I like the taste of blood.
* I'm the shit.
* I'm incredibly indecisive.
* I have a borderline-ridiculous affinity for electronic music.
* I have a problem with authority.
* I enjoy giving massages more than getting them.
* I have never blacked out from drinking. (Don't drink. ^^)
* I own over 50 pairs of shoes.
* I think this list was ridiculously long
* My face has been used on a public poster/newspaper/ad/commercial/etc. (Sign up for 4-H in my county and you'll get a book with my face in it. XD)
* I donated money to a political cause.
* I'm a geek.
* I am obsessed with dead languages
* I love banjo music.
* I adore snakes. (I want one. But my mom won't let me get one.)
* I am obsessed with poking the packaged raw meat in supermarkets.
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. As opposed to constantly.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have long hair. (32 inches for the win!)
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Party wigs, what can I say?)
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (But I would love to lose a few pounds like 90% of the women in America)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I have a hidden talent. (But if it's hidden, how do I know I have it?)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (Borderline between acquaintance and friend, yes.)
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (If by peck you mean a smooch on the cheek, yes. BUT I did it just to gross them out. I don't swing that way, yo. XD)
* I enjoy talking on the phone.
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or LiveJournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (Ha.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I miss somebody right now.
* have a cell phone. (but it's out of minutes and the battery's dead. XD)
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like/love someone.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (How I miss the good ol' days where that would have been possible!)
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* I enjoy some country music.
* I would die for my best friend. (When it comes right down to it, I don't know if I would or not.)
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I am happy at this moment. (Optimistic, good-natured... not ZOMGHAPPY)
* I'm obsessed with guys/girls.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Now I tie them normally more often than abnormally, but I do still have that ability. ;)
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I hate office jobs. (teehee, I have one)
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I am a pyro.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Har har. Me and my brothers beat on each other all the time. But lovingly. xD)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (PWN!)
* I still have every journal I've ever written in.
* I talk in my sleep. (And I am not ashamed. :3)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Depends on what the thing is)
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is. (I know what it is, but never cosplayed. I wish, though. :3)
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth. (not terrible, but...)
* I hate my toes.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses. (beings as I've never had a serious kiss... I can't answer the question. :3)
* I want to own my own business. (already do.)
* I smoke.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then. (what do I do if I wish something wasn't true about myself?)
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. (*innocent whistle* ;) Just with my husband, mind you. I think it would be fun. xD)
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time. (OMG Bucky Dance!)
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I've slept through a John Reuben (rap) concert before. I didn't like his music. XD)
* I can speak more than one language. (fluent in only one. XD)
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
* I have no piercings.
* I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
* I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
* I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
* I've been married and am now divorced.
* There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
* I like most animals better than most people.
* I own a collection of retro games consoles.
* The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
* I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Ninevites!)
* I have written/read erotic stories. (But I deleted them/their erotic content without showing anyone)
* I am compulsively honest.
* I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
* I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers
* I am extremely ticklish.
* I've sacrificed everything for love.
* I'm naturally really bony.
* I hate meeting new people.
* I wear a kids 6 shoe.
* I can type over 100 WPM (PWN!!)
* I like the taste of blood.
* I'm the shit.
* I'm incredibly indecisive.
* I have a borderline-ridiculous affinity for electronic music.
* I have a problem with authority.
* I enjoy giving massages more than getting them.
* I have never blacked out from drinking. (Don't drink. ^^)
* I own over 50 pairs of shoes.
* I think this list was ridiculously long
* My face has been used on a public poster/newspaper/ad/commercial/etc. (Sign up for 4-H in my county and you'll get a book with my face in it. XD)
* I donated money to a political cause.
* I'm a geek.
* I am obsessed with dead languages
* I love banjo music.
* I adore snakes. (I want one. But my mom won't let me get one.)
* I am obsessed with poking the packaged raw meat in supermarkets.