In honor of Dumbledore's now empty closet...

[tafnaj]

The next 7 books J.K should write:

Parry Hotter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Parry Hotter and the Chamber of Secretions
Parry Hotter and the Prisoner of Ass-kaboom
Parry Hotter and the Goblin for Hire
Parry Hotter and the Odor of the Penis
Parry Hotter and the Half-Blood Quints
Parry Hotter and the Teethly Swallows

(Reposted from March)