Remember you'll do everyone a favor by finding the nearest Twilight fan, taking their copy of the DVD from them and stomping on it. Setting the emo poser on fire, though bringing a smile to my face, is purely optional. Using them as kindling to set ablaze your local Hot Topic is also optional ( Read more... )

To my friends and enemies alike I wish you all a merry BAH Humbug.

May your stockings be filled with coal and your despair great.

For tonight we dine in hell!!!

(( Or New Jersey, which might as well be hell. ))

Lately I've slipped into my faux-emo persona where I act pretentious (well I don't need to act, since I know I am pretentious to a T) emo snob who cries at the mere mention of anything that would break lesser men. Have I become so sarcastic and jaded that I actually enjoy mocking the very persona that I fight against?

Nah... Dwarin in

So, yeah... Another Episode is available for your viewing pleasure. Now I'm going to give myself a boobjob with a rusty butter knife and a pair of water balloons...

Go there now!

/wrists