January:

First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, Margaritas are not to be used as an inhalant. Chicks dig scars.

February:

Diet Coke of Evil.

March:

Boston Celtics murder San Antonio Spurs on St Patrick's Day. There was much rejoicing.

AprilBe careful what you wish for, because Eris will make ( Read more... )

You have under a week until the armies of the unliving rise once more.

Are you prepared?

...I will not try and breathe top-shelf Margaretas ( Read more... )