일 || in which there is much confusion

[taegeuk]

( Hello, Mayfield. Today, if you’re lucky-or unlucky, depending upon your point of view-you may see this fellow on one or more occasions. Blissfully ignorant of the fact that he’s been droned for several months, he is in the stage of Mayfield awareness he will soon refer to as the “where the heck am I?” level.

A; When he first wakes up, Korea

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[hwamei]

[ Taiwan is riding around town, trying her best to avoid the drone she stole her bike from, okay. Checking if he's on this street--oh, they all look the same, anyway.

Ah.

She stops to call out to the guy whining in front of her. If her guess is right, then... ]

What? You're not going to complain about the kimchi?

1/2

[taegeuk]

They don't even have decent pizza here...lame America...

[taegeuk]

( Oh wait, is it...? It is! Brb running towards you. )

Wan! When'd you get here?

[hwamei]

Before the Mnet Asian Music Awards! [ she's assuming he's from present day because he said internet!! ]

... did CNBlue win?

[taegeuk]

Oh, you missed them? They were good this year, too! miss A won song of the year! And 2NE1 got best artist and best album!

...wait, there's no satellite here, either? This is so lame! Worse than finding out my wife isn't Korean!

1/2

[hwamei]

At least try to beat around the bush a bit before spoiling me! [ grr grr ]

[hwamei]

There's a bigger problem than that, though. Have you checked the calendar?

[taegeuk]

You hadn't seen it, anyway!

( ... )

Wait--what?

[hwamei]

... Did you even like, consider why there aren't any computers in the first place? Or why no one knows the lyrics to any SNSD song ever?

[taegeuk]

Um ... no?

[hwamei]

You can call me crazy if you want--[hmm wait ]

On second thought, um, don't. We're... stuck in the 1950s. And stuff.

[taegeuk]

Why would anyone want to go back to the fifties?

( Worst. Decade. Ever. )

[hwamei]

[ She knows, Korea, she knows. ]

I wanna ask them that! But yeah, it's the worst town ever too, everyone gets a fake wife and fake kids... And I can't KTV...

[taegeuk]

We should just...leave. 'Cause this is messed up!

[hwamei]

But jiejie and Japan say we can't.

[taegeuk]

I don't want to be trapped in the fifties! Ah, Wan, do something!