사 || in which there are many things; some typical and some not

[taegeuk]

( A; Early in the morning, probably far earlier that you want to be woken up, Korea is making an open phone call. You could possibly try to ignore him, but he’s pretty persistent and doesn’t seem to mind that he may be waking people up. )Hey! Hey-does anybody know what a ‘homeowner’s association’ is? I got a letter about it, in the mail! Which is

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[politerudeness]

[ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JAPAN INVENTED NINJA... what's he doing up late at night and outside, though, is another question. He can't see you directly yet however. ]

... Hm. Strange... why is it that I receive this feeling... as though there is someone in that tree...

[taegeuk]

( EVERYTHING ORIGINATED IN KOREA, ANIKI. EVERYTHING.

...except subtlety. because as japan approaches korea can't help but yell out-- )

Hey! Hey, Aniki! What're you doing out so late, huh?

[politerudeness]

Eh? What is this? Why am I suddenly hearing Korea-san's voice, almost as though he is in that tree and speaking to me for some reason?

[taegeuk]

( And so Korea attempts to try and be sneaky... )

Because I'm magic! And I can talk to you even if I'm not there! That's how cool I am!

[politerudeness]

... Hm, the things being said, they are truly much like Korea-san... but could this really be? [ slowly walks up to the tree ]

[taegeuk]

Of course! That's how magic works, after all! It's supposed to seem impossible!

[politerudeness]

Ah?! Did Korea-san's voice just say a wise thing? [ he's going to try and look inside that tree now and check if there's anyone hanging in it ]

[taegeuk]

I'm always wise... Confucius originated in me, you know...

[politerudeness]

... I am quite certain he was China-san's citizen.

[taegeuk]

No, he was mine--!

[politerudeness]

... Korea-san. To claim the responsibility for others' creations is one thing, but to claim ownership of other nations' people is a bit...

[taegeuk]

...other people do it all the time!

[politerudeness]

... Do they? [ ...okay he knows they do, but... well, not all the time! ]

[taegeuk]

Sure! And they're not even as cool as I am!

[politerudeness]

If you insist.

[taegeuk]

I do! Way cooler than you, especially!