사 || in which there are many things; some typical and some not

[taegeuk]

( A; Early in the morning, probably far earlier that you want to be woken up, Korea is making an open phone call. You could possibly try to ignore him, but he’s pretty persistent and doesn’t seem to mind that he may be waking people up. )Hey! Hey-does anybody know what a ‘homeowner’s association’ is? I got a letter about it, in the mail! Which is

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[hwamei]

[ Look, down below. It's Tinywan, who isn't really used to tranquil nights in dull suburban areas... so she's wandering around town, hoping she gets sleepy after her walk. ]

Ei!

What do you think you're doing? You know what that's called? Do you know what that's called?

[taegeuk]

Hey--!

( he didn't expect to hear anyone's voice, so now he crashes out of the tree. did he land on you? )

Owww!

[hwamei]

Whoa!

[ She tried to run away and not catch you, you know. Because... because why would she catch you...

In any case, he falls on her and her face is flat on the ground. ]

Aaaaaah, Korea! You're too heavy! You're too heavy 'cause you eat so much barbecue! You're too heavy 'cause you eat so much barbecue and don't give me any!

[taegeuk]

Dong-saeng shouldn't have startled me!

( but he rolls off her in any case. )

You don't deserve barbecue if you go around knocking people out of trees!

[hwamei]

Those people shouldn't be in trees in the first place!

[ pushes herself up and sits on the grass. fixes her bangs and sways a bit... ]

What were you doing up there, anyway?

[taegeuk]

( still rolling around in the grass. this is fun. )

Taking notes.

[hwamei]

[ watching him roll this way and that way. her head moves along with where he's headed for haha ]

On what?

[taegeuk]

( so cute ;; )

People! I'm seeing who leaves their houses and stuff at night! 'Cause drones don't usually do that, y'know? And maybe I can find out something about people.

[hwamei]

[ perks up a little ]

Ooh, you're right! So it's like a stakeout? [ SOUNDS EXCITING... ] Can I help?

[taegeuk]

I dunno...Dong-saeng hasn't been very subtle so far!

[hwamei]

[ lmao POUNCES ON ] I'm really quiet- [ oh. ] I can be really quiet, you know!

[taegeuk]

Ok--!

I mean...ok! Dong-Saeng can help as long as she stays quiet!

[hwamei]

Yaaay. [ gets off and starts climbing the tree. she's wearing a dress, though... ]

So what kind of stuff have you found out so far?

[taegeuk]

Well, here's the list of people who've been out tonight.

( he holds it up; it's written in korean. )

Nothing too suspicious, though.

1/2

[hwamei]

Anyeong kimchi chincha saranghae--

[hwamei]

[ PUSHES LIST AWAY ] I can't understand this at all!