Sex Toy basics from an A-Sexual
Sex Toy basics from an A-Sexual
Okay so I got this stuff in the mail the other day. I finally broke down and ordered it. You can blame my sister for this. She said that every woman has this stuff. So of course wanting to be “normal” and just like “every woman out there” I decided to finally break down and research this area of sexuality.
I finally ordered some “sex toys”, as they call them, and now here's what I've found.
DO NOT; not not not not NOT rely on the pictures.
Okay. I got these little pink things called Nipple Suckers. From the actual reviews I found on these things they were supposed to be good. Infact there was a picture that this (sadly very young in MY opinion, since I'm now so terribly OLD!) one lady posted. It had the darn things literally sucking the whole entire nipple into the damn things! >X-[]P! *OUCH!*
THIS WAS ONLY FOR THE PICTURE. I suppose the darn things wouldn't stay put unless they were either glued and or sucked on to her anatomy THIS HARD. Apparently because she was so extremely well endowed this was the ONLY way to actually get the darn things to stay on herself long enough to take the picture.
Unfortunately, and terribly, I found out just this morning that there is actually THOUGHT that has to go into using these products. :-(!!!!!
( THOUGHT you say!? Sexual's actually having the capacity to THINK! *GASP!* And about something such as sex, or sexual toys!? … *BLINK!*
Yes.
Dear god yes.
Now as I write this, apparently sexual toys are for the more “intelligent” and “thinking” of the sexual crowd. And I use these terms EXTREMELY LOOSELY when it comes to these people.
But this aside yes. There are “tricks of the trade” so to speak when it comes to using this stuff.)
So, forgoing any further ranting, here's what you've been wanting/waiting for.
How to use nipple Suckers.
Okay, the ones I got are little pink things, and are shaped well, kind of like a bell … so to speak.
This kind Do NOT pinch the top bulb together and just let it suction itself onto your nipple.
NO!
It'll KILL you!
I did that my first time and FUCK! It H U R T!
( At this point I had thought sexuals were CRAZY - like they are duh! - and tossed the shit in the drawer never to return to it.)
Thankfully, today I decided - Being the germ-a-phobe I am - to go ahead and clean the stuff I got.
Thank god for this, cause otherwise I would have never re-tried the item I spent OVER $5.00 ON! >X-[]P!!!!! (A LOTTA money for ME. Since I'm POOR!-- )
Anyway.
I found out that the idea of the item is to actually LIGHTLY squeeze and release, squeeze and release the little bulbous end.
LIGHTLY let the opening of the item touch the skin.
If you do this the RIGHT WAY then it will truly feel like a mouth sucking on your boob/nipple.
Infact it made me curl up into a ball when I tried it the second time, and it truly DID feel like a mouth sucking on my boob/nipple.
(Not that I want or care for it. I don't but I was SHOCKED that it TRULY felt like the real thing! Infact that's the WHOLE REASON for writing this! If it's done right it can at least feel like real life. But the whole point, in MY opinion is to get it to feel BETTER then a person. It NEEDS to be able to feel GOOD, and THE WAY YOU want IT. So of course, for me especially, this is gonna take TIME. :-/ )
Baring some teeth. Of course I'm going to have to try it again to get more expert at this, cause who the hell wants pain/teeth buggin' your boob. >X-P!!!!!
I sure as hell DON'T.
PERSONALLY I don't think sex should involve ANY kind of pain; AT ALL.
So the slight nips I get from the damn thing so far will HAVE to be cured.
I have lube coming in the mail so maybe this will fix the problem. OR just create better suction (Physics being what they are) and make it worse.
Either way I will revisit this, and MAYBE post what I have found.
So yeah.
There's your lesson for the day.
Nipple Suckers
And HOW TO USE THEM.
Granted this explanation is CRAP, and I could go into further detail but I won't.
But as of thus far, what I've found is that when it comes to toys, it IS TRUE.
You DON'T need a person any longer to be “happy” or to have any kind of pleasure at ALL.
Infact I wish I had found this stuff DECADES ago and had been using it all along.
Unfortunately, and terribly, it took till now for me to even venture into such areas.
But hell, I'm an A-Sexual. So yeah. I guess it makes sense.
But fuck, I wouldn't have been yearning over all these guys when I was young NEEDING sex. Instead I would have just gone, bought the toys, and said “Fuck the world!” cause really, in the end; you DON'T need a guy or a girl, you just need mechanics. ;-D!
Well, that's it for me
Tactless Truth Signing Off ;-D!
And P.S. Don't debate me on the last statement. As for ME, I don't like sex AT ALL. And infact could live with out it. But as I've found, apparently your body truly DOES NEED certain things. And as I've found in attempting to do with out, you DO need to take care of certain items; when your body is calling for it. >X-[]P!!!!! So this is the most convenient and hassle free way to deal with it.
No broken hearts,
No regretting one night stands,
and best of all
NO guy saying he's pleasing you when he won't even listen to a word you say in HOW to TRULY please you.
Along with this and the trump card,
NO RISK IN PREGNANCIES!
NOR STDS! :-D!!!!!
And hell, it's just good for you, I think; possibly.
So yeah.
;-)!
( I could put a nice little quote down here, from me of course. “I found the cure to/for life, it's called sex toys ;-D!” )
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How to Use Nipple Suckers
LIGHTLY pinch the top bulb together.
Bring it close to your skin.
Let it LIGHTLY suction onto your skin.
Pinch the top part again, so that there is a SLIGHT “woosh” of air. You might not be able to feel it at first, but as your senses heighten you'll eventually at some point catch a slight hint of it; possibly. I did at least.
Continue doing this over and over again, as fast or slow as you want. I did it EXTREMELY SLOWLY.
It should feel like a mouth sucking on your nipple at some point.
:-)
Well, that's it hope it works for you. ;-D!