ACKNOWLEDGE TACHIBANA-SAN AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR

[tachmyhaddourag]

TITLE: THE GREAT EPIC FUDOMINE ROUND-ROBIN OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S UNBELIEVABLE MAGNIFICENCE

Comments

[borntokickass]

How do you manage to make every new post five times more annoying than the last one.

[tachmyhaddourag]

CLEARLY YOU HAVE YET TO SEE THE LIGHT.

[borntokickass]

Clearly I'm going to punch you in the face when I see you.

[tachmyhaddourag]

I KNEW THAT ONE DAY I WOULD BE PERSECUTED FOR MY RELIGION.

[borntokickass]

I can make it last longer than a day.

[tachmyhaddourag]

I AM PREPARED TO SUFFER FOR LOVE OF TACHIBANA-SAN. FOR IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN, "HE WHO SUFFERS IN MY NAME IS PROBABLY A MEMBER OF FUDOMINE."

[borntokickass]

...

All of a sudden I feel really sorry for Kamio.

[tachmyhaddourag]

WHY?

[borntokickass]

He's gotta be stronger than I thought to put up with this weird crap all the time.

[tachmyhaddourag]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY "PUT UP WITH". TO LIVE ONE'S LIFE FOR TACHIBANA-SAN IS AN HONOR!

[borntokickass]

Is Fudomine a hotbed of drug addiction.

[tachmyhaddourag]

OUR ONLY ADDICTION IS TACHIBANA-SAN!

[borntokickass]

That might be more disturbing than being addicted to crack.

[tachmyhaddourag]

WHY? THERE ARE MANY CRACK ADDICTS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY HANG OUT ON STREET CORNERS. BUT TACHIBANA-SAN GIVES ME THE STRENGTH TO CHOOSE WORSHIPPING HIM INSTEAD!

[borntokickass]

...I'd facepalm, but I'd seriously hurt myself in this case.

[tachmyhaddourag]

OFFER UP YOUR PAIN IN TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST SACRED NAME!