MEN OF FUDOMINE! HEAR THE CALL OF THE HORN!
I WAS WORSHIPPING AT SHRINE#16546780965 ALL DAY TODAY AND AN IDEA CAME UPON ME LIKE RAYS OF THE SUN GLINTING OFF OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST RESPLENDENT GOLDEN HAIR THAT STICKS UP IN ALL DIRECTIONS LIKE A SHINING HALO OF MAGNIFICENCE.
FUDOMINE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR TACHIBANA-SAN LATELY, WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH FOR US, WHO HAS STOOD UP TO THE MAN FOR US AND GUIDED US AND CAUGHT US IN HIS MOST FIRM AND MUSCULAR ARMS AS WE FELL, EXHAUSTED, FORGIVING US EVEN THOUGH WE WERE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO WIN FOR HIM?
I KNOW WE HAVE BEEN BUILDING SHRINES LIKE INSANE DIVINELY-INSPIRED SHRINE-BUILDING BEAVERS, BUT FUDOMINE! EVEN A MILLION SHRINES IS NOT ENOUGH TO REPAY THE GREAT AND UNDESERVED KINDNESS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON US!
FUDOMINE, NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW THAT TACHIBANA-SAN IS TRULY YOUR REASON FOR LIVING!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW TACHIBANA-SAN HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO YOU!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW TACHIBANA-SAN HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW HIM-- WITH LITERATURE!
WE SHALL FIC, FUDOMINE! WE SHALL FIC LIKE MEN ON FIRE (MY COMPUTER BROKE YESTERDAY AND I PUT IT BACK TOGETHER WITH PAPER CLIPS BUT IT KEEPS SPARKING SO I MAY IN FACT BE ON FIRE!)!
FIC, FUDOMINE!
FIC FOR THE GREAT AND NOBLE HEART OF TACHIBANA-SAN!
TITLE: THE GREAT EPIC FUDOMINE ROUND-ROBIN OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S UNBELIEVABLE MAGNIFICENCE
ONE DAY, TACHIBANA-SAN WOKE UP. HE STOOD, AND LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR, AND HE WAS MAGNIFICENT, BECAUSE HE WAS TACHIBANA-SAN, AND TACHIBANA-SAN IS THE VERY PARAGON OF MANLY PERFECTION! HIS GOLDEN HAIR WAS RESPLENDENT IN THE LIGHT STREAMING THROUGH HIS WINDOW FOR EVEN THE SUN KNEW OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S RADIANCE AND WISHED TO SHINE UPON HIM. HIS HOLY MOLE SAT PERFECTLY IN THE CENTER OF HIS FOREHEAD LIKE A SYMBOL OF SPIRITUALITY, LIKE A SIGN OF HIS DIVINE NATURE, SHINING OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE, FOR WHO COULD BE SILLY ENOUGH TO NOT RECOGNIZE TACHIBANA-SAN FOR THE GOD THAT HE WAS?
AND TACHIBANA-SAN WENT ABOUT HIS MORNING ROUTINE, WHICH INVOLVED A SHOWER THAT THIS HUMBLE AUTHOR WILL NOT DESCRIBE BECAUSE THIS HUMBLE AUTHOR IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN THINKING ABOUT TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST SACRED BODY IN SUCH A WAY, MUCH LESS WRITE ABOUT IT!
AND THE MOST WISE AND GLORIOUS AND WORTHY CHITOSE-SAN WAS WITH HIM, BECAUSE THEIR LOVE IS TRUE LIKE THE LIGHT OF THE STARS AND THE BLUE OF THE SKY AND NECESSARY LIKE AIR AND TENNIS AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE, WHICH OF COURSE IS TACHIBANA-SAN!
AND TOGETHER THEY WENT TO SCHOOL, A SCHOOL THAT IS NOT FUDOMINE, WHICH THIS HUMBLE AUTHOR RESPECTS AND DOES NOT CRY ABOUT EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE UNMANLY AND DISAPPOINTING TO TACHIBANA-SAN. AND ON THE WAY THEY SAVED PUPPIES BECAUSE THEY ATTEND SEIGAKU AND JUDGING FROM KAIDOH THAT IS A VERY SEIGAKU THING TO DO.
AND AFTER THEY HAD SAVED PUPPIES AND HELPED A FEW OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET AND HEALED THE SICK AND SIGNED A FEW AUTOGRAPHS, THEY STOPPED, BECAUSE THEY SAW SOMETHING VERY SURPRISING!
I TAG needstospeakup. WRITE FOR TACHIBANA-SAN, SHINJI! WRITE WITH YOUR HEART AND YOUR SOUL, THAT SHOULD BURN ONLY FOR TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST GLORIOUS SELF!
FUDOMINE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR TACHIBANA-SAN LATELY, WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH FOR US, WHO HAS STOOD UP TO THE MAN FOR US AND GUIDED US AND CAUGHT US IN HIS MOST FIRM AND MUSCULAR ARMS AS WE FELL, EXHAUSTED, FORGIVING US EVEN THOUGH WE WERE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO WIN FOR HIM?
I KNOW WE HAVE BEEN BUILDING SHRINES LIKE INSANE DIVINELY-INSPIRED SHRINE-BUILDING BEAVERS, BUT FUDOMINE! EVEN A MILLION SHRINES IS NOT ENOUGH TO REPAY THE GREAT AND UNDESERVED KINDNESS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON US!
FUDOMINE, NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW THAT TACHIBANA-SAN IS TRULY YOUR REASON FOR LIVING!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW TACHIBANA-SAN HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO YOU!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW TACHIBANA-SAN HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW HIM-- WITH LITERATURE!
WE SHALL FIC, FUDOMINE! WE SHALL FIC LIKE MEN ON FIRE (MY COMPUTER BROKE YESTERDAY AND I PUT IT BACK TOGETHER WITH PAPER CLIPS BUT IT KEEPS SPARKING SO I MAY IN FACT BE ON FIRE!)!
FIC, FUDOMINE!
FIC FOR THE GREAT AND NOBLE HEART OF TACHIBANA-SAN!
TITLE: THE GREAT EPIC FUDOMINE ROUND-ROBIN OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S UNBELIEVABLE MAGNIFICENCE
ONE DAY, TACHIBANA-SAN WOKE UP. HE STOOD, AND LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR, AND HE WAS MAGNIFICENT, BECAUSE HE WAS TACHIBANA-SAN, AND TACHIBANA-SAN IS THE VERY PARAGON OF MANLY PERFECTION! HIS GOLDEN HAIR WAS RESPLENDENT IN THE LIGHT STREAMING THROUGH HIS WINDOW FOR EVEN THE SUN KNEW OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S RADIANCE AND WISHED TO SHINE UPON HIM. HIS HOLY MOLE SAT PERFECTLY IN THE CENTER OF HIS FOREHEAD LIKE A SYMBOL OF SPIRITUALITY, LIKE A SIGN OF HIS DIVINE NATURE, SHINING OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE, FOR WHO COULD BE SILLY ENOUGH TO NOT RECOGNIZE TACHIBANA-SAN FOR THE GOD THAT HE WAS?
AND TACHIBANA-SAN WENT ABOUT HIS MORNING ROUTINE, WHICH INVOLVED A SHOWER THAT THIS HUMBLE AUTHOR WILL NOT DESCRIBE BECAUSE THIS HUMBLE AUTHOR IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN THINKING ABOUT TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST SACRED BODY IN SUCH A WAY, MUCH LESS WRITE ABOUT IT!
AND THE MOST WISE AND GLORIOUS AND WORTHY CHITOSE-SAN WAS WITH HIM, BECAUSE THEIR LOVE IS TRUE LIKE THE LIGHT OF THE STARS AND THE BLUE OF THE SKY AND NECESSARY LIKE AIR AND TENNIS AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE, WHICH OF COURSE IS TACHIBANA-SAN!
AND TOGETHER THEY WENT TO SCHOOL, A SCHOOL THAT IS NOT FUDOMINE, WHICH THIS HUMBLE AUTHOR RESPECTS AND DOES NOT CRY ABOUT EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE UNMANLY AND DISAPPOINTING TO TACHIBANA-SAN. AND ON THE WAY THEY SAVED PUPPIES BECAUSE THEY ATTEND SEIGAKU AND JUDGING FROM KAIDOH THAT IS A VERY SEIGAKU THING TO DO.
AND AFTER THEY HAD SAVED PUPPIES AND HELPED A FEW OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET AND HEALED THE SICK AND SIGNED A FEW AUTOGRAPHS, THEY STOPPED, BECAUSE THEY SAW SOMETHING VERY SURPRISING!
I TAG needstospeakup. WRITE FOR TACHIBANA-SAN, SHINJI! WRITE WITH YOUR HEART AND YOUR SOUL, THAT SHOULD BURN ONLY FOR TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST GLORIOUS SELF!