Ahahahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahah. What. The. Hell.
God, that was . . . painful and horrible and hilarious and eye-gouging. Chuck is God? Oi, Kripke. If Chuck is God, then having Cas magically re-appear after the devil killed him was just the worst Deus ex Machina ever. I mean, Chuck's the one who writes this shit, right? You need some sort of explanation.
Well, the reappearing was pretty lame anyway. HI I'M CAS, NOW 100% MORE ANGELIC. After I got exploded because I zapped Michael off of Armageddon's battlefield. That was the best exchange in the entire episode anyway.
CASTIEL
Hey, assbutt!
Throws holy-fire molotov cocktail at Michael. Michael disappears.
SATAN
Castiel, did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?
CASTIEL
Um . . . yes? No? Maybe?
SATAN
Nobody kills my brother but me!
Snaps his fingers and explodes Castiel into tiny bloody pieces of flesh.
So bad. So, so, so bad. I had to pause the episode and lol for a good minute before I could continue watching. Poor characters.
Anyway. I have no coherent input on this one. Except that, well. There's bad television, and then there's bad television. SPN is probably the worst show I have ever seen. And I'm not even kidding.
ETA:
Thanks to
mind_the_tardis for linking me.