"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"
"Um, no. Sorry. I follow the path of... uh...
Doctor Who."
At least I have video evidence of my savior. I LOLed.
I would, however, like to add a caveat- not all Doctors are equal, and some are mere pretenders. False Messiahs. Russel T. Davies is surely the Anti-Who, and a harbinger of the end times.